I am a newly minted MBA Associate at an EB (very prestigious) and I am eager to start contributing valuable ideas and thoughts to my team that I'm sure they will appreciate. I learned so much important information in business school and can't wait to to take a few analysts under my wing and "show them the ropes" if you know what I mean. I feel like my knowledge is ready to blossom and spread to others :) To that end, I wanted to reach out to the users of WSO, and ask them firsthand what the most prestigious haircut is in banking? I already live in a prestigious neighborhood, have a prestigious job, went to a prestigious school, have a prestigious girlfriend, eat prestigious food, do the most prestigious exercises, read the most prestigious books, watch the most prestigious shows, take the most prestigious shits, sleep in the most prestigious bed, have prestigious parents, have a prestigious dog breed, wear prestigious cloths, do prestigious drugs, drink prestigious alcohol, drive a prestigious car, listen to prestigious music, hang out with prestigious friends, and wank with prestigious lotion. I am in need of a good, prestigious haircut before I start my new job and I am nervous that people won't think my colleagues will know I am prestigious. Does anyone have any information on a haircut prestige tier list? Thanks :)
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Balding
high test (from winning + superior genetics) > balding > acceptance > shaved head > ultimate acceptance of reality, self-love, and oneness with the universe
Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.
https://arthuxtable.com/I'm in college and I see early signs of hair loss. It sucks. I will never accept balding.
shaved head can be a power move if your head doesn't look like a cashew
check out more plates more dates. finasteride or dutasteride might save you.
this guy gets it
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Premature baldness
as my premature balding progresses, my premature ejaculation regresses though
Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.
https://arthuxtable.com/this is now a larry wheels thread
Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.
https://arthuxtable.com/no wonder you work in RE lmao
I have no words...
Middle Part
Array
pubic hair?
Braided
How is a haircut prestigious
"Hurrdurr I don't get the shitpost!! Help me!!"
So many autists in this site.
Tbh I only read the title haha
"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."
Patrick's
This is what going to a non-target does to a mf
lol what the fuck
It's obviously the Bateman/Gekko slickback. Balding is the least prestigious thing a man can do, but shaving it completely is prestigious and apparently a pre-req to make C-Suite at Goldman.
The Hitler youth haircut is in with the crowd
American psychopath is the most prestigious, profile pic if u need reference
long parted hair ~ lax flow
If you gotta ask, all your other prestige is invalidated unfortunately.
Side parted hair at this length https://www.google.com/search?q=zac+efron+side+part&rlz=1C1CHBF_enCA929…
Tier 1 hairline (where its tough to distinguish where the hair ends and the eyebrows start) but buzzed down to 1 or 2. No fade.
Shows you have potential for great FLOW but couldn't be bothered. Questions will be raised if you cut it yourself? This is good
The Ivy League, of course.
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