What is the most prestigious hairstyle?

I am a newly minted MBA Associate at an EB (very prestigious) and I am eager to start contributing valuable ideas and thoughts to my team that I'm sure they will appreciate. I learned so much important information in business school and can't wait to to take a few analysts under my wing and "show them the ropes" if you know what I mean. I feel like my knowledge is ready to blossom and spread to others :) To that end, I wanted to reach out to the users of WSO, and ask them firsthand what the most prestigious haircut is in banking? I already live in a prestigious neighborhood, have a prestigious job, went to a prestigious school, have a prestigious girlfriend, eat prestigious food, do the most prestigious exercises, read the most prestigious books, watch the most prestigious shows, take the most prestigious shits, sleep in the most prestigious bed, have prestigious parents, have a prestigious dog breed, wear prestigious cloths, do prestigious drugs, drink prestigious alcohol, drive a prestigious car, listen to prestigious music, hang out with prestigious friends, and wank with prestigious lotion. I am in need of a good, prestigious haircut before I start my new job and I am nervous that people won't think my colleagues will know I am prestigious. Does anyone have any information on a haircut prestige tier list? Thanks :)

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Jul 8, 2021 - 6:28am

Funny but true.

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Jan 2, 2021 - 2:12pm

high test (from winning + superior genetics) > balding > acceptance  > shaved head > ultimate acceptance of reality, self-love, and oneness with the universe

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Jan 2, 2021 - 2:18pm

YoungDumbFullOfRum

Premature baldness

as my premature balding progresses, my premature ejaculation regresses though

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

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Jan 2, 2021 - 2:17pm

this is now a larry wheels thread

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Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

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Jan 4, 2021 - 3:59am

MonkeyToucher69

How is a haircut prestigious

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

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Jan 3, 2021 - 1:26pm

It's obviously the Bateman/Gekko slickback. Balding is the least prestigious thing a man can do, but shaving it completely is prestigious and apparently a pre-req to make C-Suite at Goldman.

Jan 4, 2021 - 3:13am

If you gotta ask, all your other prestige is invalidated unfortunately.

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Apr 15, 2021 - 10:18pm

i had bateman's haircut but alas the s.o. made me cut

 

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