What's the best way to get over an ex-gf WSO? Other than booze and more pussy.
Edit: Here's what I'm fishing for, do you think not sleeping with a load of random girls after makes the process better or worse? I personally would assume better but I'm curious what people think who are older than I.
Double edit: I'm not breaking up with anyone the reason I asked was I saw some dude crying in the library telling his friend he broke up with his GF. Damn take it easy.
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Asking strangers about it on the internet is definitely step #1.
Assuming that you are serious, these articles are pretty useful. http://www.menspsychology.com/articles/flawless-response-to-rejection http://www.menspsychology.com/articles/from-secret-loneliness-to-public… http://www.menspsychology.com/articles/ultimate-defensive-moves-in-dati…
porn, ky jelly, a bucket of KFC, tissues, and the complete collection of sex and the city.
For starters you could stop being a fucking bitch. That usually does wonders. Guys with pussys aren't too attractive.
The best way to get over an old lover is to get under a new one.
This. Doesn't have to be a bunch of randoms (unless you want it to be), find a decent girl and sleep with her a lot.
There are 7b ppl on this planet. assuming 50% are female, that is >3.5b females....you are getting caught up over 1 of them? im in a fairly serious (long-term) relationship with a girl most ppl would say is way (way!) out of my league...but if we were to ever part ways, I would probably get over her in a matter of hours (even without alcohol) just cuz im fking alpha. and btw, she knows this as well. keeps her in line.
Usually if you have to say you are a "baller" with a "hot chick" you are already delusional and the chick will drop you the minute a better "baller" comes along.
but will that new baller be a Certified User on WSO? so she loses in my unbiased opinion.
First off, its a GIRL! They were only put on this world for two reasons: to take dicks and make sandwiches. Men are the superior sex in this world in every retrospect. Mans blood, sweat, and tears are the reasons why the United States is the best country in the world. All due to men. Brave men. Bold men. Men who wouldn't take shit from anyone. Why go down to their level and be a sensitive little bitch? Beat your chest, grunt, carry yourself with pride and become a man again!!! Forget about that insignificant bitch and screw some sluts.
haha, i love it.
A baller's arch enemy is "Mangina" who places woman above himself. Further description of Mangina: http://antimisandry.com/essential/manginas-betrayers-men-13392.html#axz…
Oh, and for the record, she is a 9. Bitch.
Nothing will get you over someone other than closure and time. Most other "methods" will just make you push her to the back of your head or forget about her for a while but one day maybe in a month, maybe in 5 years, she will pop up because you need closure.
Give it time, it will happen.
Kenny fucking powers does not ask questions like this.
After a break-up a person feels, that it, what i had i will never have before. That's just plain wrong. People break-up get divorced etc. you just have to move on man. I would immerse myself into something to block any thoughts entering the mind. People say be a man etc but that shit doesn't work, human brain doesn't function like that. It starts thinking and lamenting etc. and you cant stop it. You gotta keep yourself occupied.
After minor and major breakups the usual solution is always get fucked up and chase pussy. Pretty sure this has been the standard MO for millenia. No need to reinvent the wheel.
Easy. Don't let her define your life/who you are. We've all been through it.
hit the gym
Kill her.
Easy, big guy.
Try a dude.
See if you perform better
Man, just buy a one-way to Tokyo
It's that simple
either fuck another bitch or jerk off. always works for me.
being in love is kinda like being drunk, its fukin awesome but the hangover is a bitch....and the longer u were drinking the worse the hangovers gonna be. Also, if you get enough hangovers u will eventually not see the point in drinking anymore....
this
sorry to hear man, chances are next time she goes out/gets drunk she is going to hook up/nail another guy - also if she dumped you she already has another guy lined up
Hope that helps!
i'm still waiting for swagon's post.
8th grade, La’Queesha Thompson sat across from me in home room. We were best frends and 1 day decided to be boyfriend and gurlfrend. We made matching bracelets from construction paper. She made me call her Queen Queesha, or, Quee-Quee as her nicks name, which i did willingly b/c tbh she controlled are relationship.Then 1 day at recess, I caught her kissin Bobby behind the tree on the playground. I cried 4eva, till the very end of resess.
At that moment I had a epiffiny, like when bud fox realized “life all comes down 2 a few moments – this is one”. I vowed then and their 2 neva let a gurl get the best of me and guess what? no bish has got 2 me sense, cuz im on 2 the next like hova
Yo', I woke up fucked up off the liquor I drunk, I had a bag of the skunk won in last nights tunk, pussy residue was on my penis, Denise from the cleaners, fucked me good, you should of seen this, big booty bitch, switch unbearable, french roll stylin', body like a stallion, sizin' up the figure while my shit getting bigger, debatin' on a fuck or do I want to be her nigga, caressin' this bitch, plus i'm checking out them tit's, sippin' on that fine shit I ain't used to buyin', I gotta hit it from behind, it's mandatory, like takin' hoe's money, but that's another story.
^ This is as far as your mind should wander.
Which one of you fuckin' half-mongoloids hit everyone with monkey shit?
yeah, i got hit too...wtf, haha
Seriously, it's a shit-show in here!
Yea, we probably deserve it for answering such a stupid question on the internets.
That 3 months:1 year ratio is complete horseshit. It should be more like 0.5-3 months, depending on how floppy your vagina is.
Sure it can be a range of 0.5 to 3 months, depends on the person. Its not universal for all.
And my girlfriends family is friends with Tom Montag. (your tagline) Got pics from his vacation home in Hawaii.
Haha, love that quote, says everything that needs to be said about Wall Street.
Thanks for the MS, you mirin my swag?
Friends and alcohol
a pack of tampons will stop the bleeding. take midol, heard it works wonders
http://www.youtube.com/embed/iYfxNyOIS-I
^^Didn't know that we have "dumbfoundead" fans here. He is awesome.
From personal experience, heavy fucking metal.
Also, plenty of trips to McSorley's Alehouse. Dark only. No light.
okay wolfman :)
Wow swagon, your bishes demand the best.
Where is all this monkey shit coming from? Depending on how long it's been and how much you really liked her, nothing but time and more pussy.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times ... ?
JK Eddie !
Friends :)..and party
lol eddie is a jaded mofo
Just swag up. Simple as that
my gf and i are so alike we could easily be brothers and sisters. i hope we aren't because we freak it pretty hard in bed. i hope that helps.
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