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So monkeys, its always a question that is gonna elicit different opinions so thought it would be good to post.

How do you approach hot women?

I'm from Sydney initially, so I always rely on personal characteristics (i.e. accent) to make an introduction and the rest is up to me. But curious to see how you approach them.

I've seen creative methods but also simple lame ones like telling her you think she is hot!

Your thoughts please (no trolls)

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Comments (126)

  • pacman007's picture

    "ay sayy bitch, lemme holla for a dolla...."

    Works like a charm every time.

    "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a Champion" - Muhammad Ali

  • jktecon's picture

    Simple start, name exchange to compliment personalized for the situation. If she's interested a conversation will happen. I never understood the complex pickup lines, keeping it simple is smooth and gives a quick read of the woman's feelings.

  • CompBanker's picture

    Entirely depends on the situation. Do you mean at a bar? Consider making an observation or asking a simple question to break the ice. Once you've initiated the conversation you can quickly change the subject to whatever you fancy. Personally, I find it is always best to start with humor and then move onto charm.

    CompBanker

  • bfin's picture

    My pickup line is Hi.

    The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee

    WSO is not your personal search function.

  • Flake's picture

    The key is to be faster than them.

    Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.

  • kmzz's picture

    2nd compbanker

  • shorttheworld's picture

    i roll deep with a crew of new guys starting at my firm in the fall, get my crew uber drunk off 2 for 1 sangria and then we go to prowl on the lesbians from the gay pride parade with lines such as

    I BET YOU GUYS ARENT REALLY LESBIANS!

    ps kudos to LB for the above line.

  • Koho's picture

    Something along the lines of "I run faster horny than you do scared" is an awesome convo starter.. works like a charm.

  • manbearpig's picture

    By not talking about how much I like 'pretty little liars' and 'gossip girl'

    -MBP

  • In reply to bfin
    UFOinsider's picture

    blackfinancier:
    My pickup line is Hi.

    ....are you single?

    Literally everything else is a waste of time. "Hi, are you single."

    Get busy living

  • Jose.Rey's picture

    If you are a good looking guy, try to see if you can make some sort of eye contact from a distance but don't stare like a fucking rapist. Then eventually get around to talking to her after you've already been seen talking to the girls you showed up with (see below).

    This is an important step, bring your attractive girl friends with you, they will get you into great bars/clubs and make you look good but don't fuck them unless they get jealous of you talking to other girls (because then they will be permanent cock blockers so you don't want them in your entourage anyway) because it will get weird and you'll have to find new attractive girl friends.

    Start by complementing her clothes (your attractive girl friends will love teaching you about fashion and taking you to shows if you live in nyc), then just be funny.

    If you are busted, you have to just go up and be funny instantly. Fortunately for all the ugly/fat/short dudes out there, women aren't as concerned about physical attraction. If you can be funny and ask questions about them (another good tip: you don't matter, only talk about her), then you can land a hot girl. Oh but you still need the group of attractive girls so just make them think you're gay and they'll hang out with you.

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  • Neighbor's picture

    ey letz fuk

    I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

  • In reply to Jose.Rey
    Nobama88's picture

    Jose.Rey:
    If you are a good looking guy, try to see if you can make some sort of eye contact from a distance but don't stare like a fucking rapist. Then eventually get around to talking to her after you've already been seen talking to the girls you showed up with (see below).

    This is an important step, bring your attractive girl friends with you, they will get you into great bars/clubs and make you look good but don't fuck them unless they get jealous of you talking to other girls (because then they will be permanent cock blockers so you don't want them in your entourage anyway) because it will get weird and you'll have to find new attractive girl friends.

    Start by complementing her clothes (your attractive girl friends will love teaching you about fashion and taking you to shows if you live in nyc), then just be funny.

    If you are busted, you have to just go up and be funny instantly. Fortunately for all the ugly/fat/short dudes out there, women aren't as concerned about physical attraction. If you can be funny and ask questions about them (another good tip: you don't matter, only talk about her), then you can land a hot girl. Oh but you still need the group of attractive girls so just make them think you're gay and they'll hang out with you.

    Talk about clothes? Fashion? Going to shows? You are trying to get laid not become the girls new gay fashion friend.

  • Argonaut's picture

    Nobama. Many guys run a fairly successful scam pretending to be gay and then "letting" the girl convert him, or "show what's it like on the other side". For some girls it's like a badge - " omg, guys! Like I am so hot, even gays cannot resist me", nevermind that anal is implicitly on the table from the start haha.
    I've seen it go pretty well (generally for androgynous well dressed guys that can pace themselves), and I've seen it crash and burn rather embarassingly (for some fatso who thought "It's ok, I'm gay!" was all it would take)

    More is good, all is better

  • Argonaut's picture

    Rat, the best option for *you* would be rolling up to a lady and being all like "oh hey! How are you! I think we are friends on Facebook, I could have sworn I saw your feed about going out tonight, what a coincidence!"
    If she expresses even a hint of doubt, be like " I'll show you. How do u spell ur last name, I don't think I can just scroll through 1235 of my Facebook friends" and then when u get her name be like "oops, gotta go, keep in touch!"
    THEN break into her FB, send urself a friend request from her account (disabling her notifications temporarily), accept it, and in a few days comment on her status or something and follow up with "oh hey, was great seeing you the other night, wish I didn't have to rush!"

    More is good, all is better

  • OMS's picture
  • lxwarr30's picture

    This is the best option. You want to highlight your accent? It's all about trademarking. Ok? Here's the plan:

    1) Dress in armor (women love knights in shining armor, I know - I've seen the movies)
    2) Get her attention. Here are some basic ideas (win an archery contest, challenge a low lord to a joust)
    3) Initiate the conversation, but replace commoner words like "girl" with more distinguished noble names.(you're a knight now!) I suggest opening with something like, "My lady, my eyes haven't seen such beauty in a fortnight!"
    4) As long as she answers you, she's yours. (women don't have rights, we're going medieval tonight)
    5) So hopefully you're writing this down and you are now walking with this madam back to your place. This is when it gets tricky... you live in modern times, but you're a knight. I suggest buying at least one bale of hay and a whole lot of chickens. Women love guys who can bring food to the table, so showing you have your own livestock is a big plus. If you have a squire to help you undress out of your armor is a plus too, she wants to know you're LIKE A BOSS!!

    Remember, I am just an amatuer at this so you may even have ideas on how to improve this already great approach. If you do please let me know, it doesn't seem to be working for me.

  • corsaire's picture

    It think you should have my number.
    reach into her bra.
    slide 1 finger over the nipple
    get the phone
    enter it.
    Smile.
    Kiss her.
    turn around and leave.
    5mins.
    has workedd 2 twice this week

    All things are possible with Him i have to deal

  • txjustin's picture

    "Hi, how are you? Mind if I sit/stand here?" From there I guage if she's interested. Easy as that.

    Well, when I was single anyways.

  • In reply to manbearpig
    RatinaMaze's picture

    manbearpig:
    By not talking about how much I like 'pretty little liars' and 'gossip girl'

    Never said I liked it, I said it had incredibly hot women. In both shows.

    Nothing wrong with that.

  • In reply to Nobama88
    Jose.Rey's picture

    Nobama88:
    Jose.Rey:
    If you are a good looking guy, try to see if you can make some sort of eye contact from a distance but don't stare like a fucking rapist. Then eventually get around to talking to her after you've already been seen talking to the girls you showed up with (see below).

    This is an important step, bring your attractive girl friends with you, they will get you into great bars/clubs and make you look good but don't fuck them unless they get jealous of you talking to other girls (because then they will be permanent cock blockers so you don't want them in your entourage anyway) because it will get weird and you'll have to find new attractive girl friends.

    Start by complementing her clothes (your attractive girl friends will love teaching you about fashion and taking you to shows if you live in nyc), then just be funny.

    If you are busted, you have to just go up and be funny instantly. Fortunately for all the ugly/fat/short dudes out there, women aren't as concerned about physical attraction. If you can be funny and ask questions about them (another good tip: you don't matter, only talk about her), then you can land a hot girl. Oh but you still need the group of attractive girls so just make them think you're gay and they'll hang out with you.

    Talk about clothes? Fashion? Going to shows? You are trying to get laid not become the girls new gay fashion friend.

    It goes like this:

    You: is that an Hermes bag (or dress or scarf or you fill in the blank)
    Girl: How did you know that?
    You: I'm gay, just kidding, I bought the same thing for my girlfriend, also kidding
    Girl: (hopefully laughs)
    You: What is wrong with a straight guy appreciating fashion....(then get her drunk and fuck her)

    It shows that you aren't a neanderthal and are multifaceted. You are still responsible for knowing your sports and having stories about rugged hiking adventures in the Tetons but knowing about women shows you're open minded.

    And most of us are or have been analysts. This is just part of being a good analyst. You wouldn't give advice to a CEO about where his company should go strategically without fully understanding his thought process and industry first.

    Equally you wouldn't give advice about where a woman and her vagina should go strategically without fully understanding her thought process and industry first.

  • D M's picture

    He's saying that by saying those things SHE won't think you're a neanderthal. We all know we're neanderthals bahaha

    "You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer
    "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

  • In reply to D M
    Jose.Rey's picture

    D M:
    He's saying that by saying those things SHE won't think you're a neanderthal. We all know we're neanderthals bahaha

    Exactly.

  • jimbrowngoU's picture

    Hmm... The second phrase I ever utter to a girl I'm trying to hook up with would never, ever be "I'm gay," and the fourth would never, ever be "I bought the same thing for my girlfriend." I realize what you're trying to do there, and maybe if you have a bit of flamboyance in you it works, but as a very straight man, most of the women I attract (and I'm attracted to) would respond, "uh, ok, good chat" and turn the shoulder if I ever responded with "I'm gay." I would not recommend this line to anyone, ever.

  • In reply to D M
    txjustin's picture

    D M:
    He's saying that by saying those things SHE won't think you're a neanderthal. We all know we're neanderthals bahaha

    Good point and my mistake.

  • In reply to jimbrowngoU
    Jose.Rey's picture

    jimbrowngoU:
    Hmm... The second phrase I ever utter to a girl I'm trying to hook up with would never, ever be "I'm gay," and the fourth would never, ever be "I bought the same thing for my girlfriend." I realize what you're trying to do there, and maybe if you have a bit of flamboyance in you it works, but as a very straight man, most of the women I attract (and I'm attracted to) would respond, "uh, ok, good chat" and turn the shoulder if I ever responded with "I'm gay." I would not recommend this line to anyone, ever.

    I'm assuming you're black Jim Brown or maybe you like black women. Black people are typically less accepting of gays or joking about being gay so yes this wouldn't apply to you.

    And sorry about the women you're attracting. There are no hot girls outside of England that would say "good chat."

  • Nobama88's picture

    Yup, gotta go with JimBrown on this one.

    I dont know a single girl that would think it was cute if some random dude came up to her and said "Hey, I am gay......... psyche! No, No, actually I have a girlfriend!.........psyche!!" ....

    Something out of Borat......

  • OMS's picture
  • oR3DL1N3o's picture

    Me: Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

    Her: Ummm... I don't know..

    Me: Just enough to break the ice, my name is _________.

    Her: Hahaha. Let me suck your cock.

  • In reply to Nobama88
    Jose.Rey's picture

    Nobama88:
    Yup, gotta go with JimBrown on this one.

    I dont know a single girl that would think it was cute if some random dude came up to her and said "Hey, I am gay......... psyche! No, No, actually I have a girlfriend!.........psyche!!" ....

    Something out of Borat......

    Yes, again this approach is not for everyone and you are totally fucking exaggerating. If you lack comedic timing or are generally awkward when conversing with attractive girls then this isn't for you.

  • alexpasch's picture

    If you want to go truly elite as far as openers...do some mentalist shit hahaha.

    I don't do it anymore, but they can make for some ridiculously good openers. All of that other chick crack shit can be great if done properly.

    Nowadays, I usually just say hi and talk to them. A confidently delivered "hi" (both body language and tone), is much, much, much better than any pickup line that's delivered with a tone/body language of insecurity. (BTW, uber jealous of your Aussie accent...just say "hi" in a thick aussie accent hahaha...it's a conversation starter...she'll ask where you're from and no doubt you can make some interesting conversation out of that).

    If you just want to one night stand some random hottie, and you're not strapped for cash, but you don't want a hooker, the highest hit rate (for me at least) is the following:

    Get a couple guy friends together that have decent game, and a couple of hot chicks that you're friends with (but have no romantic/sexual interest in). Go to a nice club that tends to fill up and get a good table and a couple bottles. Enjoy casual conversation with your friends, and just chill. Try to make (non-creepy) eye-contact with a girl (the target). Assuming you know body language, you can tell if she's interested or not really easily (and can generate interest by your body language). Go dance with one of the hot chicks you came with (presumably at the same time the other girl is on the dance floor), and when the timing is right, extend your hand to the other girl and switch dance partners. You can also go directly for the target and just grab her (gently) and start dancing with her. This is very alpha, IF you do it right. You can then dance a few songs, exchange basic intros while you dance. Then take her back to your table. Chat her up, build rapport. Then, take her back to the dance floor, dance close, caress her cheek, and when she smiles, slide your finger under her chin and lift your face up and kiss her. By this point, it's all smooth sailing, you continue to build rapport, mixed in with makeout sessions against the wall. You want to evac her away from her friends, because there will probably be cock blockers (but easy to defuse if you know what you're doing). Btw, this isn't foolproof, and I think even if you're very skilled with women, you'll have a tough time reaching a 50% hit rate (as in, one night standj per times you go out). You should be able to get at least one number every time you go out, and you'll be able to turn most of those into drinks/dinner dates, depending on your feel for it.

    If you can't afford the bottles, then you can try a similar procedure at a bar/lounge. It is harder though (for a variety of reasons). Also depends on the type of girl you want.

    When I go out by myself, I let women approach me (or give me indication they want me to approach). Yesterday I went to a charity event solo, just sat at the bar, and a chick sat down next to me and opened me. I danced with her, met her friends, and got her number. We'll see what happens, but this is the key, I couldn't care less what happens with her. Keep that in mind. Endless supply of chicks, view every encounter as a positive experience from which to learn and get better and your fear of "failure" will go away. I've gotten turned down by girls much uglier than some of the hot girls I've been with. Not everyone is made for everyone else and you won't always have your A game. Truly believe in what you have to offer and you'll be fine.

    Consultant to a Fortune 50 Company

  • alexpasch's picture

    Btw, as can be inferred by my above post...easiest way to lay attractive girls...is to befriend guys with game (as well as the attractive girls such guys tend to befriend). All of a sudden your social circle will consist of high quality people (socially, at least), which will lead to tons of opportunities to meet attractive girls in a casual, non-creepy way. i.e. one of your friends has a birthday party, your friends will bring friends who'll bring friends, and there will be guaranteed at least a few new girls you haven't met for you to hit on (plus you'll have a ton of social proof going in).

    So pick your friends wisely...

    Consultant to a Fortune 50 Company

  • jimbrowngoU's picture

    I am not black, nor am I from England, but nonetheless, I don't think many chicks would be too impressed with "sweet Hermes bag, I'm into dudes!" If it works for you, it works for you. I'm with alex on this one... easiest way is to just say "hi" while exuding confidence. 95% of girls will talk to you, and you can pretty easily get an idea of her intentions/if she's into you after a few minutes. Then you can either continue to pursue or move onto the next one. Easy enough.

    alex is also right... Group of guy friends with game and a group of good looking girls make running game so easy.

  • In reply to jimbrowngoU
    Jose.Rey's picture

    jimbrowngoU:
    I am not black, nor am I from England, but nonetheless, I don't think many chicks would be too impressed with "sweet Hermes bag, I'm into dudes!" If it works for you, it works for you. I'm with alex on this one... easiest way is to just say "hi" while exuding confidence. 95% of girls will talk to you, and you can pretty easily get an idea of her intentions/if she's into you after a few minutes. Then you can either continue to pursue or move onto the next one. Easy enough.

    alex is also right... Group of guy friends with game and a group of good looking girls make running game so easy.

    Please see my initial post where I focus on the importance of having a group of attractive girl friends. I guess I'm one of those guys with game.

  • jimbrowngoU's picture

    You must be, hats off to you jose.rey. Would love to have you in my crew.

  • alexpasch's picture

    The pick up lines Jose Rey gave CAN be done...but they have to be uber well executed or you will come across as either creepy, gay, or supplicating. If you're wearing something very peacocky, it can work because you segueway into being a good dresser, etc. Still, I would definitely not recommend them to newbies (or even guys with moderate game), and if I thought they were the best things you could say, I would use them (again, I don't care for all the packaged lines/bs anymore).

    Different guys will have different styles. I know a guy who sometimes goes up to random girls on the streets and just tells them like really vulgar sexual things (let's just say not fit to print on WSO). The reactions he gets are awesome, it's amazing to see the girls facial expressions (mix of incredulity, laughter, bewilderment, attraction, and happiness). Total opposite style to what Rey described, and probably too aggressive for most guys (I know I wouldn't be able to pull it off), but it works for him/his personality. I'm sure it's not the best approach to a lot of girls, too...adjusting your game for your target is key (or just plain old go to the places girls that dig guys like you would frequent).

    Consultant to a Fortune 50 Company

  • dt18's picture

    dude wait for them to come to you. you know at that point that they~re feinding for the dick and it's easy after that

  • bfin's picture

    Lets try this again... the best pick up line is Hi if you can't make a conversation from that or sense a reaction from that you dun goofed. and UFO, are you single isn't necessary if she talks back I don't care if she is single.

    The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee

    WSO is not your personal search function.

  • Eric Stratton's picture

    "Mention modern art, civil rights or folk music, and you're in like Flynn."

    Or at the grocery store try "My cucumber, it's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?"

    ---------------------
    "Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America."

  • RexAlpha's picture

    RatinaMaze:
    So monkeys, its always a question that is gonna elicit different opinions so thought it would be good to post.

    How do you approach hot women?

    I'm from Sydney initially, so I always rely on personal characteristics (i.e. accent) to make an introduction and the rest is up to me. But curious to see how you approach them.

    I've seen creative methods but also simple lame ones like telling her you think she is hot!

    Your thoughts please (no trolls)

    Is this a joke ?

    They're two ways.

    1* You've got sexappeal, you have not to ask...
    2* No sexappeal, you need little helpers--> Alcohol etc. But the best way: Be honest !

  • eokpar02's picture

    Generally at night, from behind, with a rag filled with chloroform.

    I am not cocky, I am confident, and when you tell me I am the best it is a compliment.
    -Styles P

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