How do you guys approach women?
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on 6/26/11 at 8:53pm
So monkeys, its always a question that is gonna elicit different opinions so thought it would be good to post.
How do you approach hot women?
I'm from Sydney initially, so I always rely on personal characteristics (i.e. accent) to make an introduction and the rest is up to me. But curious to see how you approach them.
I've seen creative methods but also simple lame ones like telling her you think she is hot!
Your thoughts please (no trolls)





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I usually approach a fine
I usually approach a fine young lady and say something along the lines of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Sb5LS9t1w
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Simple start, name exchange
Simple start, name exchange to compliment personalized for the situation. If she's interested a conversation will happen. I never understood the complex pickup lines, keeping it simple is smooth and gives a quick read of the woman's feelings.
Entirely depends on the
Entirely depends on the situation. Do you mean at a bar? Consider making an observation or asking a simple question to break the ice. Once you've initiated the conversation you can quickly change the subject to whatever you fancy. Personally, I find it is always best to start with humor and then move onto charm.
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My pickup line is Hi.
My pickup line is Hi.
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blackfinancier wrote: My
My pickup line is Hi.
Works every time
Just saying...
i roll deep with a crew of
i roll deep with a crew of new guys starting at my firm in the fall, get my crew uber drunk off 2 for 1 sangria and then we go to prowl on the lesbians from the gay pride parade with lines such as
I BET YOU GUYS ARENT REALLY LESBIANS!
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Something along the lines of
Something along the lines of "I run faster horny than you do scared" is an awesome convo starter.. works like a charm.
By not talking about how much
By not talking about how much I like 'pretty little liars' and 'gossip girl'
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blackfinancier wrote: My
My pickup line is Hi.
....are you single?
Literally everything else is a waste of time. "Hi, are you single."
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If you are a good looking
If you are a good looking guy, try to see if you can make some sort of eye contact from a distance but don't stare like a fucking rapist. Then eventually get around to talking to her after you've already been seen talking to the girls you showed up with (see below).
This is an important step, bring your attractive girl friends with you, they will get you into great bars/clubs and make you look good but don't fuck them unless they get jealous of you talking to other girls (because then they will be permanent cock blockers so you don't want them in your entourage anyway) because it will get weird and you'll have to find new attractive girl friends.
Start by complementing her clothes (your attractive girl friends will love teaching you about fashion and taking you to shows if you live in nyc), then just be funny.
If you are busted, you have to just go up and be funny instantly. Fortunately for all the ugly/fat/short dudes out there, women aren't as concerned about physical attraction. If you can be funny and ask questions about them (another good tip: you don't matter, only talk about her), then you can land a hot girl. Oh but you still need the group of attractive girls so just make them think you're gay and they'll hang out with you.
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I need a crib, a big estate, I need a boat and that need a lake, I need some salmon that need a plate, that need a chef so I feed my safe
From trading equities to slanging wine in Latin America
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Nobama88 wrote: Jose.Rey
"get her drunk and fuck her"
He's saying that by saying
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Hmm... The second phrase I
D M wrote: He's saying that
jimbrowngoU wrote: Hmm... The
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dude wait for them to come to
Lets try this again... the
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