So monkeys, its always a question that is gonna elicit different opinions so thought it would be good to post.
How do you approach hot women?
I'm from Sydney initially, so I always rely on personal characteristics (i.e. accent) to make an introduction and the rest is up to me. But curious to see how you approach them.
I've seen creative methods but also simple lame ones like telling her you think she is hot!
Your thoughts please (no trolls)
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"ay sayy bitch, lemme holla for a dolla...."
Works like a charm every time.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/aYz_fjehwfg
nm
Simple start, name exchange to compliment personalized for the situation. If she's interested a conversation will happen. I never understood the complex pickup lines, keeping it simple is smooth and gives a quick read of the woman's feelings.
Entirely depends on the situation. Do you mean at a bar? Consider making an observation or asking a simple question to break the ice. Once you've initiated the conversation you can quickly change the subject to whatever you fancy. Personally, I find it is always best to start with humor and then move onto charm.
My pickup line is Hi.
Literally everything else is a waste of time. "Hi, are you single."
The key is to be faster than them.
2nd compbanker
i roll deep with a crew of new guys starting at my firm in the fall, get my crew uber drunk off 2 for 1 sangria and then we go to prowl on the lesbians from the gay pride parade with lines such as
I BET YOU GUYS ARENT REALLY LESBIANS!
ps kudos to LB for the above line.
Something along the lines of "I run faster horny than you do scared" is an awesome convo starter.. works like a charm.
By not talking about how much I like 'pretty little liars' and 'gossip girl'
Never said I liked it, I said it had incredibly hot women. In both shows.
Nothing wrong with that.
If you are a good looking guy, try to see if you can make some sort of eye contact from a distance but don't stare like a fucking rapist. Then eventually get around to talking to her after you've already been seen talking to the girls you showed up with (see below).
This is an important step, bring your attractive girl friends with you, they will get you into great bars/clubs and make you look good but don't fuck them unless they get jealous of you talking to other girls (because then they will be permanent cock blockers so you don't want them in your entourage anyway) because it will get weird and you'll have to find new attractive girl friends.
Start by complementing her clothes (your attractive girl friends will love teaching you about fashion and taking you to shows if you live in nyc), then just be funny.
If you are busted, you have to just go up and be funny instantly. Fortunately for all the ugly/fat/short dudes out there, women aren't as concerned about physical attraction. If you can be funny and ask questions about them (another good tip: you don't matter, only talk about her), then you can land a hot girl. Oh but you still need the group of attractive girls so just make them think you're gay and they'll hang out with you.
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It goes like this:
You: is that an Hermes bag (or dress or scarf or you fill in the blank) Girl: How did you know that? You: I'm gay, just kidding, I bought the same thing for my girlfriend, also kidding Girl: (hopefully laughs) You: What is wrong with a straight guy appreciating fashion....(then get her drunk and fuck her)
It shows that you aren't a neanderthal and are multifaceted. You are still responsible for knowing your sports and having stories about rugged hiking adventures in the Tetons but knowing about women shows you're open minded.
And most of us are or have been analysts. This is just part of being a good analyst. You wouldn't give advice to a CEO about where his company should go strategically without fully understanding his thought process and industry first.
Equally you wouldn't give advice about where a woman and her vagina should go strategically without fully understanding her thought process and industry first.
Jose- how exactly do you make these girls "think you're gay"?
ey letz fuk
snap kick
to quote LSO
grip it and flip it
Nobama. Many guys run a fairly successful scam pretending to be gay and then "letting" the girl convert him, or "show what's it like on the other side". For some girls it's like a badge - " omg, guys! Like I am so hot, even gays cannot resist me", nevermind that anal is implicitly on the table from the start haha. I've seen it go pretty well (generally for androgynous well dressed guys that can pace themselves), and I've seen it crash and burn rather embarassingly (for some fatso who thought "It's ok, I'm gay!" was all it would take)
Rat, the best option for you would be rolling up to a lady and being all like "oh hey! How are you! I think we are friends on Facebook, I could have sworn I saw your feed about going out tonight, what a coincidence!" If she expresses even a hint of doubt, be like " I'll show you. How do u spell ur last name, I don't think I can just scroll through 1235 of my Facebook friends" and then when u get her name be like "oops, gotta go, keep in touch!" THEN break into her FB, send urself a friend request from her account (disabling her notifications temporarily), accept it, and in a few days comment on her status or something and follow up with "oh hey, was great seeing you the other night, wish I didn't have to rush!"
Fancy a fuck?
This is the best option. You want to highlight your accent? It's all about trademarking. Ok? Here's the plan:
1) Dress in armor (women love knights in shining armor, I know - I've seen the movies) 2) Get her attention. Here are some basic ideas (win an archery contest, challenge a low lord to a joust) 3) Initiate the conversation, but replace commoner words like "girl" with more distinguished noble names.(you're a knight now!) I suggest opening with something like, "My lady, my eyes haven't seen such beauty in a fortnight!" 4) As long as she answers you, she's yours. (women don't have rights, we're going medieval tonight) 5) So hopefully you're writing this down and you are now walking with this madam back to your place. This is when it gets tricky... you live in modern times, but you're a knight. I suggest buying at least one bale of hay and a whole lot of chickens. Women love guys who can bring food to the table, so showing you have your own livestock is a big plus. If you have a squire to help you undress out of your armor is a plus too, she wants to know you're LIKE A BOSS!!
Remember, I am just an amatuer at this so you may even have ideas on how to improve this already great approach. If you do please let me know, it doesn't seem to be working for me.
It think you should have my number. reach into her bra. slide 1 finger over the nipple get the phone enter it. Smile. Kiss her. turn around and leave. 5mins. has workedd 2 twice this week
Not for sure srs.
"Hi, how are you? Mind if I sit/stand here?" From there I guage if she's interested. Easy as that.
Well, when I was single anyways.
chloroform and duct tape
this. the duct tape is key.
"get her drunk and fuck her" ........."you aren't a neanderthal"
talk about contradicting yourself.
He's saying that by saying those things SHE won't think you're a neanderthal. We all know we're neanderthals bahaha
Exactly.
Good point and my mistake.
Hmm... The second phrase I ever utter to a girl I'm trying to hook up with would never, ever be "I'm gay," and the fourth would never, ever be "I bought the same thing for my girlfriend." I realize what you're trying to do there, and maybe if you have a bit of flamboyance in you it works, but as a very straight man, most of the women I attract (and I'm attracted to) would respond, "uh, ok, good chat" and turn the shoulder if I ever responded with "I'm gay." I would not recommend this line to anyone, ever.
I'm assuming you're black Jim Brown or maybe you like black women. Black people are typically less accepting of gays or joking about being gay so yes this wouldn't apply to you.
And sorry about the women you're attracting. There are no hot girls outside of England that would say "good chat."
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Yes, again this approach is not for everyone and you are totally fucking exaggerating. If you lack comedic timing or are generally awkward when conversing with attractive girls then this isn't for you.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/XLvxDBh7LzU
Me: Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Her: Ummm... I don't know..
Me: Just enough to break the ice, my name is _________.
Her: Hahaha. Let me suck your cock.
Put on a British accent, its gold.
Have a British accent, it's better.
Lol, I do but was thinking for OP.
In London a US/Canadian accent seems to work fine..
There is something called exotic
took this from a WSO user from a different post. probably works like a charm
If you want to go truly elite as far as openers...do some mentalist shit hahaha.
I don't do it anymore, but they can make for some ridiculously good openers. All of that other chick crack shit can be great if done properly.
Nowadays, I usually just say hi and talk to them. A confidently delivered "hi" (both body language and tone), is much, much, much better than any pickup line that's delivered with a tone/body language of insecurity. (BTW, uber jealous of your Aussie accent...just say "hi" in a thick aussie accent hahaha...it's a conversation starter...she'll ask where you're from and no doubt you can make some interesting conversation out of that).
If you just want to one night stand some random hottie, and you're not strapped for cash, but you don't want a hooker, the highest hit rate (for me at least) is the following:
Get a couple guy friends together that have decent game, and a couple of hot chicks that you're friends with (but have no romantic/sexual interest in). Go to a nice club that tends to fill up and get a good table and a couple bottles. Enjoy casual conversation with your friends, and just chill. Try to make (non-creepy) eye-contact with a girl (the target). Assuming you know body language, you can tell if she's interested or not really easily (and can generate interest by your body language). Go dance with one of the hot chicks you came with (presumably at the same time the other girl is on the dance floor), and when the timing is right, extend your hand to the other girl and switch dance partners. You can also go directly for the target and just grab her (gently) and start dancing with her. This is very alpha, IF you do it right. You can then dance a few songs, exchange basic intros while you dance. Then take her back to your table. Chat her up, build rapport. Then, take her back to the dance floor, dance close, caress her cheek, and when she smiles, slide your finger under her chin and lift your face up and kiss her. By this point, it's all smooth sailing, you continue to build rapport, mixed in with makeout sessions against the wall. You want to evac her away from her friends, because there will probably be cock blockers (but easy to defuse if you know what you're doing). Btw, this isn't foolproof, and I think even if you're very skilled with women, you'll have a tough time reaching a 50% hit rate (as in, one night standj per times you go out). You should be able to get at least one number every time you go out, and you'll be able to turn most of those into drinks/dinner dates, depending on your feel for it.
If you can't afford the bottles, then you can try a similar procedure at a bar/lounge. It is harder though (for a variety of reasons). Also depends on the type of girl you want.
When I go out by myself, I let women approach me (or give me indication they want me to approach). Yesterday I went to a charity event solo, just sat at the bar, and a chick sat down next to me and opened me. I danced with her, met her friends, and got her number. We'll see what happens, but this is the key, I couldn't care less what happens with her. Keep that in mind. Endless supply of chicks, view every encounter as a positive experience from which to learn and get better and your fear of "failure" will go away. I've gotten turned down by girls much uglier than some of the hot girls I've been with. Not everyone is made for everyone else and you won't always have your A game. Truly believe in what you have to offer and you'll be fine.
These two posts are MONEY and are exactly how I've operated my game for the past few years. If your crew sucks, branch out a bit more and find some new hilarious wheelers to party with. The best vehicles for this are getting to know current "friends of friends" better, and meeting brand new people via sports, clubs, etc...
Not to say you should ditch your old friends - keep the close ones because close friendships are priceless - but for the purposes of meeting girls it is paramount to have a good team with you in social situations.
Have a decent group going, but how did you guys continue to find/make those connections
Btw, as can be inferred by my above post...easiest way to lay attractive girls...is to befriend guys with game (as well as the attractive girls such guys tend to befriend). All of a sudden your social circle will consist of high quality people (socially, at least), which will lead to tons of opportunities to meet attractive girls in a casual, non-creepy way. i.e. one of your friends has a birthday party, your friends will bring friends who'll bring friends, and there will be guaranteed at least a few new girls you haven't met for you to hit on (plus you'll have a ton of social proof going in).
So pick your friends wisely...
I am not black, nor am I from England, but nonetheless, I don't think many chicks would be too impressed with "sweet Hermes bag, I'm into dudes!" If it works for you, it works for you. I'm with alex on this one... easiest way is to just say "hi" while exuding confidence. 95% of girls will talk to you, and you can pretty easily get an idea of her intentions/if she's into you after a few minutes. Then you can either continue to pursue or move onto the next one. Easy enough.
alex is also right... Group of guy friends with game and a group of good looking girls make running game so easy.
Please see my initial post where I focus on the importance of having a group of attractive girl friends. I guess I'm one of those guys with game.
You must be, hats off to you jose.rey. Would love to have you in my crew.
The pick up lines Jose Rey gave CAN be done...but they have to be uber well executed or you will come across as either creepy, gay, or supplicating. If you're wearing something very peacocky, it can work because you segueway into being a good dresser, etc. Still, I would definitely not recommend them to newbies (or even guys with moderate game), and if I thought they were the best things you could say, I would use them (again, I don't care for all the packaged lines/bs anymore).
Different guys will have different styles. I know a guy who sometimes goes up to random girls on the streets and just tells them like really vulgar sexual things (let's just say not fit to print on WSO). The reactions he gets are awesome, it's amazing to see the girls facial expressions (mix of incredulity, laughter, bewilderment, attraction, and happiness). Total opposite style to what Rey described, and probably too aggressive for most guys (I know I wouldn't be able to pull it off), but it works for him/his personality. I'm sure it's not the best approach to a lot of girls, too...adjusting your game for your target is key (or just plain old go to the places girls that dig guys like you would frequent).
dude wait for them to come to you. you know at that point that they~re feinding for the dick and it's easy after that
Lets try this again... the best pick up line is Hi if you can't make a conversation from that or sense a reaction from that you dun goofed. and UFO, are you single isn't necessary if she talks back I don't care if she is single.
"Mention modern art, civil rights or folk music, and you're in like Flynn."
Or at the grocery store try "My cucumber, it's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?"
Is this a joke ?
They´re two ways.
1* You´ve got sexappeal, you have not to ask... 2* No sexappeal, you need little helpers--> Alcohol etc. But the best way: Be honest !
Generally at night, from behind, with a rag filled with chloroform.
Just give them the sexy eyes.
I think also British accent is something you can count on, especially in the US
Being a well provided and good-looking guy is not that perfect thing--->I dont think he´s intersted in woman....
5 Important things:
*Eye contact *Body language *Good taste (mouthwash,aftershave,parfum) *Techniques(Dancing and Sex) *Be honest
Are you female?
Being straight forward is the best strategy. Tell her you are here to have fun and not looking for a wife, but tell her you have a plan in mind for the night and not reveal too many details. The curiosity will drive her nuts and want to be on your nuts sooner than you can drop your pants.
If you have an accent see footnote
If you don't have an accent, read the following:
Talk to them like a person. Don't be nervous, don't put on a facade that isn't real. You'll get exposed in less than three minutes. Don't lie to them.
Women are the best liars on planet earth, their competitive advantage in a world full of giant beasts with teeth, claws, speed, ability to fly and breath underwater isn't their hulking biceps or high levels of testosterone. They survive by convincing beasts with those traits that they are helpless and worth saving and worth dying for. Imagine you picked a fight to the death with your girlfriend, you'd fuck her shit with less than a scratch to show for it.
Most attractive women who live in an expensive city can't afford it, they claim to live in Tribeca but they split a studio with 6 other "part-time models." They put it all on the line in the hopes that they will catch a guy who can support himself and a family later down the line. They get approached constantly. They need a way to sift through who's worthy and who isn't. Snap judgements. If you think you have a pick up line or you think you can play it like you're the David Tepper of slaying puss and have her not know, you're a fucking idiot.
Women are coached by their mothers from a young age, either knowingly or unknowingly, on how to date. They also have more dating experience than you. From the age of 6 when they get their first cell phone they're texting sally about how jimmy was holding hands with sara during recess. They study and learn relationships. For every hour you spend binding a pitchbook they've spent 100x that studying how to select and attract guys, with enthusiasm. It's fun for them. It's what they do.
They have more pickup experience than you. They've seen it all, even the fat chicks.... especially the fat chicks. There's always that one fat chick or "undesirable" who has more experience than any of them in their crew. She's the "management consultant." She can't get it done, but she's seen every case study ever and is a walking encyclopedia FuckTanica.
If you're living in a city, let's say NY, and you're planning on walking up to a 24 year old hottie and "spittin your game" of horse shit it's the equivalent of going into a super quant goldman trader computer science intergalactic space math interview with a forged transcript, criminal record for first degree federal crimes, and a bogus resume with jobs listed on it that you never worked. You'll get PUT ON BLAST......... oh yeah and you went to a state school BOOOOM!
If your balls didn't shrink a bit from reading what I already wrote, then please continue.
Be yourself. If you aren't confident - make yourself confident, find out what's holding you back and change for the better --- women can't sniff you out, because it's real. Living in your moms basement with 20k of credit card debt and have a room full of pokemon plush toys? Work towards fixing up your personal life, get on track, chuck the dolls -- women can't call you out on being a creepo, because you aren't anymore.
Oh I almost forgot. If you think the girl you took home from Bungalo 8 last night and "scored" with didn't know that the "(insert first name or nickname here) Train was on a one way express route to the bone zone" you're clueless. She picked you homie. You just passed her tests. She saw you the moment you walked into the club. Bitches heads are on a swivel when they're out looking for some good D. She put herself in a position at the club that was accessible and convenient for you to talk to her, and if you didn't - well you just helped her weed out a candidate who wasn't cut out for the job. Don't worry though, she has her pick of every single guy in the club. She'll sit there and wait as they roll up one at a time buying her free drinks. She doesn't meet the guy she wants? She leaves - with $200 in free booze. Win/Win. As for you? Don't worry either. There's always a boutique LOLOLOLOLOL Ujelly?
The rolling with a crew of guys who have game strat works well when you're in college or a few years out of school. Downsides are that it could possible make you dependent. Do it too often, or a few times in a row with the same girl and it sends up a red flag. It's like meeting some annoying big 4 auditor about some documents he requested. You pass him what he needs with one hand as you accidentally drop "the real figures" out of your other hand.
Don't walk around the city with your sunglasses on, ipod in your ear, blackberry in your hand. Unplug. Observe. Everyone walks around this giant city, packs themselves into a crowded downtown 4/5 or waits on line at Mangia thinking that they're completely anonymous and no one notices them. Remember that time you were walking home from work and you saw that total babe and you thought to yourself holy shit I'd like to fuck that? Guess what, she's doing the same thing. You'll never get a chance to introduce yourself if you're balls deep in a game of brick breaker while emailing your friend about how you're going to tear it up in Murray Hill Friday night.
You won't impress anyone with money. When I was in college I went out to dinner with a girl I was seeing (read: fucked, but trying to smash on the reg). Place was out of my league. You couldn't and shouldn't be there unless you were a dual rainmaker armani model hybrid. My roommate's cousin was a chef at this brand new swanky place, it's the only way I got a reservation (think Dorsia, not Texarcana). I dressed the part, but obviously stood out as there is no way that some college kid could afford or even know such a place really existed.
Chick gets up to go to the bathroom and some guy in his early 30's leans over from the table next to ours and says to me "there will always be someone richer than you, have a bigger dick than you, fuck better than you, and be better looking than you. Be patient." He then had a waiter deliver a bottle of sparkling water and 2 bottles of wine to our table. Of course I did the right thing and immediately took credit for my table neighbors generosity and discerning taste in expensive wines.
When I first heard what that dude said I kinda thought he was a douche. But having grown up a bit I see what he was getting at. If you think landing that buyside gig at Carlyle PE and throwing down the black card at Cipriani hopping out of the black on black murdered out phantom is going to do it for you 100% of the time (it'll work a lot though) it's not everything. Just as you do that some guy will land his rocket ship on the rooftop of the four seasons, drop his 100 story cock out of his pants and jizz rainbows in your girls face. But they're not ordinary jizz rainbows, we're talking premium jizz rainbows that turns into 100 karat rocks after she wipes them off her face. He'll then land a remote controlled mini chopper, she'll hop on and it will take her to him. He'll pay for the meal with his super uranium ultra diamond luxe card credit card - credit card number "Steve" because it's the only fucking card in existence and it belongs to "Steve." He'll cut the dinner short because he has to give Bono singing lessons; so he'll slip his business card in her twat and say "call me." He will proceed to clap his hands to the tune of "we will rock you" and a flock pegasus' gracefully wisk him away to his sky castle that he lives in - because his normal place "is being renovated."
Things I liked from previous posters:
Caffeine is wearing off and this was a nice distraction from studying for a prof exam.
Good night and God bless monkeys.
Footnote: OR JUST HAVE A FUCKING ACCENT YOU STUPID FUCKING DUMBSHIT FUCKING MORON ASS CLOWN. j/k but seriously that is huge.
OK this is the best post I have seen here on WSO.
Cookie, I owe you a SB!
Cookie. I love you. Write a book.
If I was the editor for the Onion I would hire you immediately. Please write a book about this stuff.
+1.
Cookies.
You are a fucking genius.
Most of what you wrote has been written before, but this is put beautifully.
SB for you.
However, chicks arent all knowing.
They are still pretty dumb at the end of the day, dont forget that. Otherwise they would never get involved with serial killers, murderers and other psychos.
Also not only will there be someone with more money than you at all times, there will always be someone with more game than you.
Pessimistic ?
Cookies that was beautiful.
Get awfully close out of nowhere, wait there for 10 seconds saying nothing kiss close
Number one scares and creates stress number two has her decided to not flight (its always either fight or flight) and the kiss converts the act of aggression to pleasure.
(got that one from interrogation literature)
Rat's game is so legendary, they make art about it:
Thank you. Argonaut, you're a colossal moron. Grow up.
Go shave Happy, your chin scruff is starting to tear up your boyfriends' balls.
Dude, do you just troll for my posts? I see you all the fucking time, making some stupid, immature remarks.
Serious question, how old are you? I mean, wow. Was that last post for real?
get a CFA and start networking them. this will work even if you have 2.0 gpa and present like a moron
"just tell them you work in finance"- Ryan the temp.
seriously? no. "Most attractive women who live in an expensive city can't afford it, they claim to live in Tribeca but they split a studio with 6 other "part-time models." They put it all on the line in the hopes that they will catch a guy who can support himself and a family later down the line. " THIS is not at all true.
a woman who is pathetic enough to only rely on her looks to make a living for herself and ashamed of herself enough to have to lie about where she lives is NOT going to be smart enough to see through all your bullshit. if you want THAT girl, the girl who is hot but can't hold a conversation with you and will embarrass you in front of anyone remotely intelligent, you don't need "tricks" to get her. you need to be attractive. THAT girl is going to be shallow as hell and all the tricks in the world are not going to cut it. & neither is your charm, wit, or ivy league education. For a woman like that, you need to 1) be equally as hot as her, 2) have a shit ton of money, and 3) be confident enough to approach her, because she sure as hell will not approach you.
but why you would even want that girl, i don't understand. sure maybe 90% of the attractive female population in any bar is going to be the ditzy, dumb, easily fuckable type. But there's still going to be that 10% who can hold a conversation with you, is actually interesting, can support herself, and is still HOT. my advice, go for those girls. you don't have to be ridiculously good look to score, but rather, you have to be interesting and even more confident to approach her than you did the first girl. because she'll see through it all. & in terms of getting a girl like that ... just compliment her and then strike up a conversation. Ask a lot of questions, be a good listener, offer to buy a few drinks, and then ask her to dance. It's really not too difficult. Just don't be a tool, and most importantly...be straight up. I'm a girl and it's obvious when a guy is being fake and it's a huge turn off. 100% of the time, I'd rather have a guy tell me what he wants. If you just want to fuck, then don't act like you're in love with her. Make what you want clear and if she's down, she'll appreciate the honesty. If she's not, you'll both appreciate the time you saved, you'll appreciate the money you saved, and you can both go on and find someone else more worth your efforts.
Have to disagree here. #3 is trivial but the conbination of 1 and 2 is very rare...much rarer than a hot girl. Girls with 90th percentile looks can't all get the guy with 90th percentile looks and 90th percentile wealth. Generally they get to choose between the 90th percentile looks and 30th percentile wealth guy, or the 75th percentile looks and 75th percentile wealth guy. Generally the younger ones go for the first option, but by mid twenties they go for the more balanced #2.
Made me laugh, but in a way true
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Milk and Cookies post was money (swingers)
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Can I hit it like its my last?
Why is being attracted to hot people considered shallow? Is there some spiritual benefit in sleeping with ugly trolls that I am not aware of?
Cookies, nice read but you waaaaay overestimate women's intelligence. They're nowhere near as smart as your post makes them out to be. Look around you for god's sake.
+1 SB for the link
You're right. I never intended to portray the majority of women (or majority of any group no matter how you select it) as brilliant or intelligent etc. I think the word I want to use is socially aware or something along the lines of social intelligence. Sort of like book smarts vs street smarts but less cliche. I was about to say emotional intelligence but then I just snotted my Johnny black out my nose and it stings like a mother fucker.
That article you posted is hilarious:
"The dating columnist, Mandy Stadtmiller, wrote in a recent piece for The New York Post that Mr. Akassy tried to force his hands down her dress and tried to get her to touch his genitals while they were on a date in 2007."
LOLOLOL
Isn't that what dating is? I've never forced it on anyone but I ALWAYS AT LEAST "try" to get my hands in her pants and have her touch my schlong. That's the fucking point! I take you out to dinner because I'm trying to have you touch my genitals. I listen to your problems and hear you bitch about your annoying co-workers, because im trying to get you to touch my genitals. If he was a rapist he wouldn't "try" to do it, he'd just fucking do it. A bunch of white women slept with a charismatic, attractive, interesting and engaging black man.......... found out his net worth was zero and claim rape LOLOLOL. God bless America.
If what was alleged is in fact the truth, he is a bit of a stalker, but he is in no way a rapist lol what the fuck.
Check out this thugged out menacing bad ass rapists priors:
"Mr. Akassy has another open trespassing case. He was arrested in January on charges of twice entering a New York Sports Club even though he had been banned from the premises, according to a criminal complaint. "
Considering the article mentions that he's well groomed he must be using the showers and free shampoo soap hair gel and stuff from NYSC. Basically, his priors indicate that he's a rapist. The columnist and the prosecution make this slippery slope esque argument about how he's broken the law in the past and some how this adds up to rape, if we don't throw him behind bars he may strike again, and next time it could be you! Creepo for sure, liar for sure, stalker most likely, but rape?
So in short, he's homeless, goes where he pleases and slays hoes on the reg by lying to them. He's not a gentleman but he's not sexual deviant.
...oh and if women were so smart and instinctively able to pick winners, how do you explain the story of Hugues-Denver Akassy? A homeless man who slept with over 10 NYC women, some of them journalists and prosecutors, who after finding out he lived on rooftops and used gym bathrooms to clean up, claimed rape.
Here's the story: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/10/nyregion/10riverside.html?ref=nyregion
[quote=shera]...oh and if women were so smart and instinctively able to pick winners, how do you explain the story of Hugues-Denver Akassy? A homeless man who slept with over 10 NYC women, some of them journalists and prosecutors, who after finding out he lived on rooftops and used gym bathrooms to clean up, claimed rape.
Here's the story: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/10/nyregion/10riverside.html?ref=nyregio…]
only one is claiming rape, the rest are just saying he is a stalker and a creep. he didn't sleep with the 10 women, 10 women came forward to say they interacted with him in the past and offered a different picture of him than what the lawyer was trying to paint. Are you twisting this article on purpose or are you really f-ing stupid and cannot read?
Drunk
That falls under stupid
I also never apply critical thinking, attention to detail, reasoning, proof reading to anything I post here. I spend all day at work doing that.
Oh and this too
Simple yet straight to the point.
"My dick is bigger than yours, if we have to compare I'm not interested."
she must be a great dating columnist if she goes on dates with homeless people...
This is along the lines what I said above, women still fall for serial killers, psychopaths etc...
they do play the dating game better but at the end of the day they are still idiots, they cudnt estimate anyones networth or influence for shit tbh.
What really pisses me off about this black man case is that when a man lies about his job and they sleep with him they can afterwards charge rape and act all pissy.
Whilst if I sleep with a chick and later on realize she has no tits cuz she was wearing a massive push up bra and is ugly as fuck but was wearing lots of good make up, I cant claim rape.
the beauty of a post feminist world.
Anyone with me on making a male rights group :D?
1+ Write a book about it.
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I've seen that one, pathetic:P
Usually with my package out and winking my left eye
based on OP's previous thread(s), plz post ur results in this thread for hilarity LOL
CWM, I don't know what you mean by "applying". I didn't realize that comprehending as you read (an article in plain English, not some convoluted document, may I add) would be that effort-intensive for someone who is not ESL
Go to her, and ask if she has a minute to talk
Simple. If she doesn't want that. Move on.
us accent in london has nowhere near the same effect that non us accent has in the states. that shit is crazy, god knows why haha
COMPLETELY agree with this. Non US accents (British, Australian, IRISH--ugh) are a HUGE turn on... I don't know of many guys that have the same kind of luck with US accents overseas.
What if they find out that your accent is fake, and/or your really from the US.
Glad to hear it!!
r GURLS interstd in M&A transactions happenin in the tech sectorial?
Remember the kiss formula:Keep it simple and straight! start with normal his and name exchange..if she seems fine, indulge in a nice chat..
my husband just looked into my eyes and simply said...you are so sweet! I would say that the way he said that and the look in his eyes hypnotised me for good and here I am..married for 6 years!
Why are you on WSO? Does your husband not love you anymore? Did he stop supporting you, and now you are looking for a job?
A simple hi would do the trick most of the times. Remember that not every day is your day...however, most of the times, such casual encounter would work just fine!
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