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Left: Top Bucket Right: You're Fired
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first day on the job person 1: throws chair across the room "WOLF OF WALL STREET AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!" person 2: Sneer Your so late, I spent my next 5 paychecks on drugs last night
An apple a day keeps the moochers away
IBD vs. PWM
Ted is at the top of his game with healthy eating and a balanced lifestyle. Bill on the other hand works on the sell-side.
Image vs reality.
(Voice-over from old Folger's commercials): "We are here at Goldman Sachs, where we've secretly replaced the fine coffee they usually serve with a variety of highly potent psychostimulants. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference"
Shit, out of Vyvanse again.
Some people dream about being healthy and successful. Some people go out and get the tools necessary...
Left: '' Onnit.com is a brain enhancement website. Type in the code word Joe for a 10% discount.'' - Joe Rogan
Right: ''This water contains Chlorine and Fluoride to lower your IQ and mind control the masses, ladies & gentleman. I have the documents'' - Alex Jones
lol the joe rogan reference
Black Hat vs White Hat
Cocaine > Apples
Employee #1 to #2 "I hope that fruit is organic, the other stuff has dangerous chemicals."
My daily regimen after working for a month compared to my first day of work.
red tie: "hashtag winning!!!"
blue tie: "don't ever say that again"
Right: This bottle of water and fruit bowl are huge ! Left: These pill containers and red bull are huge ! Computers: 1010001100100110110001
Am I doing it right?
Left: I can see sound. Right: Why is my water bottle larger than I am?
Wheres the rest of the cocaine?
What IBD looks like in Super Mario Bros 3 - World 4
"Observe - one week has passed since the M&A interns have come in. One's on cocaine and the other is balding."
Red Tie: Awake Blue Tie: Asleep
I see what you're doing WSO.
Analyst on the left, MD on the right
Right: What my parents think I eat Left: What I actually eat
@"GoldenCinderblock" Post-Tinder discovery vs. Pre-Tinder discovery (right)
If you truly want to be looking huge, run a cycle of testosterone.
On the right: That guy had what it took to get into the office. The real question is whether he got what it takes to stay.
On the left: Well, you know... A player.
The timeless art of highdration.
FO vs. BO
Dude, where's my chair?
Bob was not invited back to the elementary school career fair. Kids hate fruit.
"Fucking Mormons..."
The perks associated with working on the Healthcare desk
Blue tie: Asset Management Red tie: Investment Banking
Ok. This one is going to get some monkey shit thrown at me.
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