WSO Caption Contest - May 28th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!

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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday the 1st, winner will be announced this weekend

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first day on the job person 1: throws chair across the room "WOLF OF WALL STREET AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!" person 2: Sneer Your so late, I spent my next 5 paychecks on drugs last night

 

Ted is at the top of his game with healthy eating and a balanced lifestyle. Bill on the other hand works on the sell-side.

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money." - Mickey Bergman - Heist (2001)
 

Shit, out of Vyvanse again.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

Left: '' Onnit.com is a brain enhancement website. Type in the code word Joe for a 10% discount.'' - Joe Rogan

Right: ''This water contains Chlorine and Fluoride to lower your IQ and mind control the masses, ladies & gentleman. I have the documents'' - Alex Jones

 

Right: This bottle of water and fruit bowl are huge ! Left: These pill containers and red bull are huge ! Computers: 1010001100100110110001

Am I doing it right?

Don't waste your life only thinking about money and prestige
 
1(to apples guy) Man, what a great week off in vegas! I miss anything? 2. No, just some stupid video from Colin Fan....
"The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets." -John D. Rockefeller
 

Red Tie: Awake Blue Tie: Asleep

I see what you're doing WSO.

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for freedom of thought which they seldom use.
 
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@GoldenCinderblock Post-Tinder discovery vs. Pre-Tinder discovery (right)

Dude, it's kind of the opposite. I've been focusing on nothing but getting fit, reading a lot, and getting laid lately. Trying to get crazy athletic before October when I deploy.
heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

On the right: That guy had what it took to get into the office. The real question is whether he got what it takes to stay.

On the left: Well, you know... A player.

 

The timeless art of highdration.

Teach a man to make a fire, he'll be warm for the night. But set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 
1 Yo, the deal closed. Let's get fucked up. 2 You are falling way short of our established standards. Let’s be clear: Our reputation is everything. Being boastful, indiscreet and vulgar is not okay. It will have serious consequences for your career. And I have lost patience on this issue.
Don't fall for bullshit, especially your own.
 

Ok. This one is going to get some monkey shit thrown at me.

2 Erhardt, calm the fuck down, you're pushing it!
Don't fall for bullshit, especially your own.
 

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