At a crossroad

So now that I got this shitty job I need a hobby.I need help deciding.
Raquetball, Polo or Golf?
Which will bring me the most deal flow in terms of making new business relationships.

Should I join the Harvard club, Yale club or Manhattan club? which will get me laid the most?

Tittie bars? Lace or scores? I know PE guys frequent Lace and Hedge fund managers go to Scores.

Im serious, I'm living in a box in this dirty city NYC. Who said this job is prestigious?

 

Squash?? I dont like that lil squoochy ball with no bounce to it. Harvard club is full of shell company CEOs so ive been told. hmmm decisions decisions.

"The higher up the mountain, the more treacherous the path" -Frank Underwood
 
Lord Blankfein:
Golf.

I doubt you can afford to play Polo.

Also please get private lessons in Jersey before you hit the range at Chelsea Piers. I"m tired of seeing noob golfers whiff every 2nd swing.

I'm hitting my driver 300 yards EASY and you noobs can't even hit a tee shot farther than my 7 iron.

I'm in the 210-250 on a good day. I want u tested for performance enhancement drugs! What driver are you sporting?

"The higher up the mountain, the more treacherous the path" -Frank Underwood
 
Lord Blankfein:
Golf.

I doubt you can afford to play Polo.

Also please get private lessons in Jersey before you hit the range at Chelsea Piers. I"m tired of seeing noob golfers whiff every 2nd swing.

I'm hitting my driver 300 yards EASY and you noobs can't even hit a tee shot farther than my 7 iron.

So does my 15 year old brother you chump. Real talk.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgee:
Lord Blankfein:
Golf.

I doubt you can afford to play Polo.

Also please get private lessons in Jersey before you hit the range at Chelsea Piers. I"m tired of seeing noob golfers whiff every 2nd swing.

I'm hitting my driver 300 yards EASY and you noobs can't even hit a tee shot farther than my 7 iron.

So does my 15 year old brother you chump. Real talk.
OHHHHH SNAP!
Get busy living
 

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