So now that I got this shitty job I need a hobby.I need help deciding. Raquetball, Polo or Golf? Which will bring me the most deal flow in terms of making new business relationships.
Should I join the Harvard club, Yale club or Manhattan club? which will get me laid the most?
Tittie bars? Lace or scores? I know PE guys frequent Lace and Hedge fund managers go to Scores.
Im serious, I'm living in a box in this dirty city NYC. Who said this job is prestigious?
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How about squash? My father usually takes my bf to Union, University and Knickerbocker. Harvard club? pfft people hate going there, so I've heard.
Squash?? I dont like that lil squoochy ball with no bounce to it. Harvard club is full of shell company CEOs so ive been told. hmmm decisions decisions.
Delmonicos is a good place to network. Also, try Equinox on Wall.
Delmonicos has the bangin eggs Benedict. I dont want to network with other bankers. Im talkin CEOs son. cheers!
Golf.
I doubt you can afford to play Polo.
Also please get private lessons in Jersey before you hit the range at Chelsea Piers. I"m tired of seeing noob golfers whiff every 2nd swing.
I'm hitting my driver 300 yards EASY and you noobs can't even hit a tee shot farther than my 7 iron.
I'm in the 210-250 on a good day. I want u tested for performance enhancement drugs! What driver are you sporting?
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