Hey monkeys, gonna be starting my analyst stint this summer. I was wondering for those who have been working long hours, what have been your best methods for maintaining mental and intellectual sharpness? Any snack tips, or just shit you should be doing throughout the day to sustain a clear mind working 14 hours a day to all nighters?
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Jack off at least 5 times per day
Have you tried the triple treat? Pour Red Bull in your eyes, eat coke and snort Adderall. Works magic, as long as you don't have anything on your calendar for the rest of the day.