Biggest douche.......accepting nominations

Lets see who the REAL biggest douchebag is. Nominate a member of this forum as "Biggest F'ing Douche", and write reason(s) why s/he is a douchbag/ette.

I'll start by nominating qonnect.me, the hyper sensitive, resume critiquing bastard. I doubt he's ever worked industry, yet he sees himself as SO QUALIFIED. Anyone who actually sent their friggin' resume to that asshole deserves to be friggin' shot. He's probably a pimply ass teen in upstate NY. He should do us all a favor and FLICK OFFFFF.

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