Where should I carry my cell phone? I suppose if I carry it on my body, it shouldn't be in the pocket of my slacks, which could stretch them out, but rather on in one of those holster-thingies. What about carrying it in the briefcase instead? Also: always on vibrate, never any ring?
Thanks
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maybe you should throw it up in the air..and let it land on the floor..
that way you dont have to worry about where to carry it
this is one of the stupidest threads ever. if you can't figure this out for yourself you're in the wrong industry.
wow, just wow.
i like to keep it in my ass pocket, feels good when it vibrates
you should sew in a penis pocket, even better when it vibrates
How will carrying your cell phone in your pants actually stretch them out unless your phon eis the one of the 1980s mega heavy phone or unless you were tight girly pants? When you call yourself "A guy" I imagine you are actually a guy. I would put it in my pocket simply becaue if my briefcase ever gets stolen I don't lose my cell phone
haha, i laughed out loud at this one
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I don't think .3 inches would stretch my pants out....
sorry but this is too much. i would leave it in your samsonite briefcase. that way if your associate calls, youll never be able to answer it in time. make sure to set the password on the briefcase too, just to lengthen the cluster fuck that ensues when your phone rings.
Best post ever.
i figured this thread was a joke but guess i was wrong. I mean, they say there's no such thing as a stupid question... but this one proves that wrong.
quite entertaining.
thank god for this thread, i've been dying to ask but didn't want to start a new thread:
how do i tie my tie?
i've heard you can get cancer of the balls if you keep it in your pants tho.
LMAOOOOOO
aguy: how would you answer your phone if it's in a briefcase?
just food for thought to expand your little mind.
This thread isn't even funny, what a lame attempt at humor.
WTF? What's next --- "Should I wear Briefs or Boxers?" Darn!
/\/\ i woud say boxer briefs. i like the support
You people will make threads on anything.
If your not well endowed like me, I suggest the pocket. Will keep the ladies guessing.
You people will make threads on anything.
If your not well endowed like me, I suggest the pocket. Will keep the ladies guessing.
I would suggest that you put it in an interior coat pocket on vibrate. If it has to have sound, turn is on the quietest, least obnoxious ringtone available. Otherwise, you are a douchebag.
How am I supposed to put on my pants? Left leg or right leg first.
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