Client/MD saw/heard me taking a poop
i am an intern at a EB (think Greenhill level). I started my virtual internship a week ago and was staffed yesterday. like any banking pledge, I have been drinking massive amounts of caffeine to stay awake, causing me to poop multiple times a day. I started the morning with a call with Japanese clients and of course nature called, so I muted my mic and turned on my camera, or so I thought. 2 minutes later I get kicked from the zoom and get a Bloomberg message that the Japanese client is deeply offended by my willingness to showcase such a private moment. He is now considering finding a new bank ... there goes my return offer
In Japanese culture, this is what is known as a power move
It’s seppuku o’clock my friend
Is this fr? I can't tell if its a joke post.
You thought right... it was on
Do you shit in front of your computer?
Right? Like how does this work?
Probably took the meeting on his cell phone.
What a shitty move..
Do you have your docking station in your bathroom my guy?
Man for your sake, I really really hope this is fake.
Definitely fake...what intern has a bbg?
Definitely fake. What banks are throwing their virtual interns in front of clients?
Why is your bathroom in direct line of sight with your webcam? Why did you leave the door open? This is why you always dial in vs webcam if you have the option.
Never show face. I love it.
The client name? Takeshita Issaokei
LOL this was hilarious
LMFAOOOOOO
Client name? Kikuko Takenoshita.
Sounds like Seinfeld when the ceo of pendant publishing refused to shake the Japanese acquirers hand because the ceo's hand was dirty from sneezing. That ended the deal
Ok Nomura
should've worn a mask my guy
FAKE!!! Why the fuck would a bank allow idiot interns into a virtual meet with clients?
this seems fake, but if true, you are shit out of luck.
I know this is fake because you wouldn't have gotten a bloomberg message, you would've gotten an email or phone call from someone internally.
also, whoever was hosting the zoom call would've immediately muted your video and audio if they were concerned.
1/10, would read again if the details were tighter and more believable
Actually there are banks giving virtual BBG access to interns this summer. And that includes NOMURA lol
I wish you were tighter and more believable uwu ;)
just a matter of shit waiting to happen
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