Well if she really is a peasant, and a jewish peasant whose father is an accountant in Murray Hill at that, he does have a point. I'm assuming his father is some sort of minor nobility though since he's only conquered a city and not an entire nation.

My favorite: "BLEOW AVERAGE LIF YOU LIVE." They're not even difficult words to spell and to have those in caps is amusing.

 

If I had to guess he was inebriated when he wrote that, and it was probably sent from a cellphone. Even excluding the racial slurs the guy has zero class. Should've gone radio silent like Jack Bauer and left it at that. With that income and his implication that no one can afford her, I wouldn't be surprised if he was shelling out north of 4-5k/month for his girlfriend to "find herself", expensive clothes, salon, Sunday brunch + shopping, dinners out, top shelf booze, and then he finds out she's getting plowed by some other guy. Sounds about right. Glad I went foreign.

 

Probably.

I do have to thank the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster that I dated before texting and smartphones (I went to college before anyone had cell phones, just to date myself). While I wouldn't have gone peasant/racist on a girl (and if I had, I probably could have spelled "spiik" correctly) I probably would have written some stupid shit, but the worst you could do was leave a stupid voicemail that was probably deleted right away, not circulated for everyone to see within 24 hours.

 

No doubt, that email is probably on instagram, twitpic, facebook, snapchat, blogs and however else information gets disseminated.

In those situations I've always opted for complete radio silence, I figured anything I said would just make me the "bad guy" so she would feel better about whatever it was that went wrong. Silence is golden.

 

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