I like "gunner," but lately I've been hearing, "rock star."
It also seems like B-School must be a great time - classmates aren't shit heads trying to break into banking (probably PE now), have a little more cash, but are grateful to be away from work and concentrate on being a student/enjoying oneself. It really is the last hurrah.
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ballin, models and bottles, 6 figgies, peasant status, GDI, fratty
worst banking term of all time= jammin
Peasant. I know the guy who is the origin of the word. Started calling people peasants on wall st. in 1993. Don't everyone start saying it now.
I'm sure your friend made up the word... How proud you must be...
Dbl post
BSD...best acronym of all time
I like Masters of the Universe myself
BSD?
Big swinging dick. Sometimes pejorative or mocking, sometimes serious.
"Let's see what those BSDs up in M&A have to say about the multiples."
"That guy made VP and suddenly he thinks he's a BSD."
As in "He'll be able to work through the night cranking out that model after he just did a few lines of toot in the bathroom."
Couldn't stop laughing when I heard that one.
for the record, i hate rock star and i hate the athlete analogies.
Rock star is always said by some yuppie too. Just seems weird.
models and bottles?
search "AJ models and bottles" on google
Yayo
"Cranking" and "Jammed"
"it is what it is" 'fire drill'
"end of the day"
GDI?
God Damned Independent
Term usually used by people who were/are greek to refer to their non-greek counterparts, most likely in a condescending manner.
smoked
For the person who was clueless to what "GDI" meant I have some words of advice:
1.) Step away from textbook. 2.) Google the closest liquor store and the term "jagerbomb", proceed to print information. 3.) Leave library. 4.) Go to liquor store. Ask for Jagermeister and Red Bull. 5.) Follow instructions. 6.) Repeat instructions. 7.) Repeat again. 8.) "DON'T GET ON FACEBOOK" 9.) Proceed to the nearest bar.
You can thank me later.
Don't worry, it's because he is gay.
One of the most stupid posts to date...
"models and bottles" is the lamest fucking terminology around. if i ever hear "we're M&A so we can M&B" im gonna kill someone.
I hate fire drill - again, usually used by a jackass.
Suprised no one said hitter.
Basy is used by people to trash BAS Broker is used by people to trash ML
douche bag horse shit
Shitshow
Shitshow
that's my favorite word
Can you guys (gals included) shed some light on what fidi (types) means. Is that the new muthafucka or something? Thanks, much appreciated. Is it related to banking at all?
financial district
uhh how is that a banker term?
It was mentioned in a Leveraged Sellout post which means every douche bag will be all over it
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