Help! VP abuse

Help! I work at a MM shop in a small group of roughly 10 people. Everyday, and anytime he needs to, one of the VP’s comes into my cube, rips a fart and then leaves. This happens multiple times a day. I’m not sure how to approach this subject, but I’m getting tired of just contanstly getting gassed all the time. Some days he’ll try to eat extra fatty foods on purpose for lunch, and then call out to me saying I better watch out.

Does anyone have advice how to approach the VP?

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