How did you feel when you got in at your dream bank/fund? euphoria? happiness? tears in your eyes? did you jerk off afterwards to offset the excitement ?
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Asked WSO community to rank my bank to validate my feelings
What no pussy does to a mfer
Lolll was happy for a day told my parents and that was it. Not really a big deal
Great. It progressively transitioned into a desire to learn more about what I'll be doing and try to position myself to be successful when I'm there. Also allowed me to step back and enjoy the moment as opposed to constantly worrying about the future.
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