Hey gang. Call me old fashioned, but I had this novel idea where I walk into Goldman Sachs HQ and request an interview on the spot for the next IB analyst position. How does that sound?
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nice
Bro, I spat my coffee out in laughter.
I think they’d like the boldness. Streaming the whole thing live on instagram would really impress them too.
Walking? Into an office? In a pandemonium?
Pandemonium isn't the right word - I think you mean *academic
*pandemic
It sounds fucking retarded.
ya i tried to do this at their NYC headquarters and some MD and his analysts beat the shit out of me. All I remember them saying is "we don't play this shit dog, go try that at a fake bank like JPMorgan!"
I got the offer the next day and the rest is history
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