How should I speak during my SA stint?
Hey guys, I'm going to be commuting to NYC as an SA this summer, and my question is: how do I...speak? Like, I'm just worried about coming off the wrong way if I have the wrong tone of voice or anything, so I would really appreciate some input. Also, do I have to speak in a different tone or in a different way if the person I'm talking to is a different rank, i.e. speaking to an MD vs. an associate? How about men vs. women, or certain minorities? Sorry about all the questions guys but I just want to make sure I do the right thing. Thanks!
Hahahaha, I like this.
lol
Like a fucking BOSS.
Speak to an MD in the wrong tone and you'll get stabbed in the face with a soldering iron.
Are you the same dude as BeenPrepping? Why are you such a nervous Pervis? Relax, dude.
well played sir
Dig
be sure to speak to all the minorities differently. make it obvious that you are signalling them out. this is very important.
LOL epic
yo gucci mane u should be speekin like a baller, wit a clear distink tone and crispyness. be confidint and sound lik u been educated good cause the last thang u wanna do is give the appeerence u a sloppy communicater
Srsly? Why the MS?
LOL
just be sincere.
To ensure an offer... blast this on your phone speakers every morning when entering the office
[quote=wallstreetballa]To ensure an offer... blast this on your phone speakers every morning when entering the office
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This would have a more drastic effect: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
[quote=jgx101][quote=wallstreetballa]To ensure an offer... blast this on your phone speakers every morning when entering the office
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This would have a more drastic effect: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU[/quote]
hahahahahah!
I think I know where this post is going, but even if I dont:
You can try and sound as polished / white shoe as you want, but you will be working at the office for 100 hours / week.
There is only so long you can be fake before the real you comes out. Just be yourself within the boundaries of your firm's culture.
There is stuff I say to my friends and certain words that I would never utter at the office. Use common sense. If you do not have common sense, you have bigger problems to worry about.
this is priceless
I don't understand how some people come up with questions like these.
3 MS but so much win, something isn't right here.
This is absolute gold
Well played sir
summers are to be seen but not heard
you should speak like the hoodest nigga eva
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