I graduated Dec 2010 from a state school in Tejas. I've been working for a supermajor oil company for the past 5 months doing fundamental analysis on companies that my company trades with. I've become a pro at looking at financials. I've also taken the lead on a very important project that upper management will look at...so I'm getting considerable exposure...
I need an analyst job at an energy bank.
I need some good advice.
I need a baaadd bitch.
I need a drink....
Peace....
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I need a blow job. Hey, we all need something right?
you lost me at "pro".
Haha, he lost me at that point as well, but it was because he said he's a pro after 5 months.
damn skippy.
Lol, He lost the entire community at that point
No you dont.
I have confidence in my abilities.
Read the comments from start to finish, and by the time you reach the last one ^ you will start laughing.
I need a 12 inch penis...
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