I stimulated my local economy!!!!!

Hey guys! I'm excited because I know you all will be impressed.

So I've been saving my money all year long and I've saved almost $10,000. I thought I would know what to do with the money but I've been struggling to find a good cause. Until yesterday, I met a young woman who was struggling to take care of her kids. I gave her 5 bucks but as I walked away I wondered how many other people in our town are struggling as well. I thought there must be some way to stimulate this economy and get people employed.

After some deep thought It hit me! Give my $10,000 to the richest person in town!! So I found the richest person in town and gave him all my money.

Now all we have to do is wait for him to hire people.

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