I'm crashing the info sessions for 1st/2nd year students... but I already graduated.

Should I crash or not? Will they give me the stink-eye?

Somewhere very deep inside I feel ashamed... but at this point in my life, I kind of don't give a fuck anymore.

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You will get the stink-eye for sure but do you care?

I crashed a dress + tie info sesh with a muscle tank and chubbies. I just got names/numbers and didn't remind them I was the fellow in the DBZ tank top.

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
 

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