Investment banks as pornstars..
Goldman Sachs / Leah Gotti
J.P. Morgan / Natasha Malkova
Morgan Stanley / Mia Malkova
Citi / Natalie Monroe
Moelis & Company / Natalia Starr
Bank of America Merrill Lynch / Kennedy Nash
BNP Paribas / Krissy Lynn.
Rothschild / Lexi Belle
Barclays Capital / Jennifer White
Evercore Partners / Karina White
Sandler O’Neill Partners / Alexis Texas
Credit Suisse / Ashlynn Brooke
Greenhill & Co. / Abigaile Johnson
Morgan Keegan & Co. / Sasha Grey
Jefferies & Co. / Aletta Ocean
Blackstone / Zoye Kush
Houlihan Lokey / Karla Kush
Centerview Partners / BiBi Jones
Deutsche Bank / Blake Rose
Lazard / Corinna Black
UBS / Timea Bella
Perella Weinberg Partners / Kendall Karson
Piper Jaffray / Tessa Lane
Oppenheimer & Co. / Channel Preston
RBC Capital Markets / Paris Lincoln
Wells Fargo & Co. / Kate England
Brown Brothers Harriman / Rainia Belle/Lilith Lust
William Blair & Company / Cosima Dunkin / keira nicole
Guggenheim Partners / Alison Tyler
Societe Generale / Jessie Rogers
Cantor Fitzgerald / Tiffany Watson
ABN AMRO / Kimberly Anne
Robert W. Baird / Jenna Ivory
Nomura Holdings / Natasha Nice
Montgomery & Co. / Karlee Grey
Capstone Partners / Keisha Grey
CSG Partners / Jojo Kiss
Foros / Ariana Marie
Needham & Co. / Jynx Maze
Berkery, Noyes & Co. / Dani Daniels
Friedman, Billings, Ramsey / Bree Daniels
Gleacher & Company / Brooklyn Daniels
Imperial Capital / Brooklyn Chase
Keefe, Bruyette, & Woods / Devyn Cole
Ladenburg Thalmann / Sarah Shevon
Miller Buckfire & Co. / Dillion Harper
WR Hambrecht & Co. / Michelle Taylor
Cain Brothers / Michelle Starr
Sonenshine Partners / Alie Rae
BG Capital / Alie Haze
Sucsy, Fischer & Company / Valentina Nappi
Lancaster Pollard / Adria Rae
BB&T / Sophia Leone
KeyCorp (KeyBanc Capital Markets) / Audry Bitoni
PNC Financial Services (Harris Williams & Co.) / Lucy Li
Stephens, Inc. / Gia Paige
D.A. Davidson & Co. / Kayden kross
Stifel Financial / Holly Michael
SunTrust (Robinson Humphrey) / Noelle Easton
Wedbush Securities / Daisy Haze
Marathon Capital / Sienna Day
BMO Capital Markets / Lily Carter
CIBC World Markets / Riley Steele
TD Securities / Abella Anderson
Daewoo Securities / Georgie Lyall
Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group / Rose Red
Mediobanca / Gwen Stark
Maple Capital Advisors / Elsa Jean
Duff & Phelps / Kacy Quinn
Arma Partners / Maria Ozwa
Financo / Katrina Jade
Marlin & Associates / tiffany thompson
Allen & Company / suzy bell
C.W. Downer / jessica hull
Cowen / noel leon
McColl Partners / tomi taylor
Panmure Gordon / elaktra rose
Mizuho Financial Group / Hailey little
Sumitomo Mitsui Financial Group / shae summers
SBI Capital Markets (State Bank of India) / Michelle martinez
Corporate Finance Associates / Blair Williams
Europa Partners / kenna james
Lincoln International / marina woods
Raymond James / karlie brooks
Roth Capital Partners / daphne klyde
Sagent Advisors / Susi Gala
Scotiabank / penelope crunch
Commerzbank / mandy flores
Credit Agricole CIB / victoria blaze
HSBC Holdings PLC / sage evans
Macquarie Group / gigi allens
RBS / naomi woods
Vermillion Partners / jenna reid
Guosen Partners / blake eden
China International Capital Corporation / arya fae
CITIC Securities International / samantha hayes
BBY Ltd. / jenna reid
CLSA / taylor chase cox
I’m guessing you had a busy quarantine?
You need to see a therapist or something wtf
This is PEAK wso right here.
Seek a world class therapist.
Also shouldn’t Blair Williams (whoever that is) be William Blair?
alltime great WSO comment
I just thought it was going to be a few banks and then I scrolled and it just...kept going...
Haha same. There are banks listed I have never heard of. I bet he googled "all investment banks in the world" just to show off his porn repertoire
GS is more of a Lisa Ann.
Leah Gotti is a good comparison imo
Why?
you're porn selections are mediocre at best, shameful to even call urself a chimp u wank
Can we link this to the other poster who said he couldn't stop masturbating please
Done https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/right-hand-too-strong
OP from that post, thank you, i jerked off 7 times today already. I think my numbers are good enough to compete soon
OP from that post, thank you, i jerked off 7 times today already. I think my numbers are good enough to compete soon
How the fuck do you still have a dick?
The depth here is incredible.
This is the exact type of thread I expect to see from you dorks.
I'm not sure I've heard of more porn stars or banks on this list...
I haven't even heard of all these banks yet alone these pornstars
I can tell this guy is going to be great with clients
bro y'all sleeping on Nicole Aniston, she's GS
Lehman Brothers- August Ames..
Rest in peace :(
How do you make a list like this and leave out Riley Reid
1. This is a bonkers thread
2. It boggles my mind that someone could name that many pornstars. I've got 3-5 old faithfuls that I can name off the top of my head, but OP apparently has a pornographic memory
3. My bank's pornstar was actually a good comp. Don't know if this is a coincidence or if OP actually put thought into this, as I don't have time to Google the other 30+. Will say that Alexis Texas deserved better than Sandler O'Neill, though
Lehman/August Ames
Out here stealing my comment I see you
Tobin and co is Johnny Sins
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