It's 2023, and 9/10 people in most banks are white males with fake teeth and a Patagonia vest

Particularly true for non-big city, MM or lower MM. The complete list : 

  1. All white males
  2. Fake teeth
  3. Happen to be from the same state
  4. All went to the same business school
  5. Own an obscene number of Patagonia vests 
  6. Throws monkey shit when someone dares mention this 

How do you even show up every day to interact with a person who could essentially be a carbon copy of yourself. Do you not get tired? 

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Dude I've never met a single person with fake teeth. Why are you so pissed

 

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