Modeling skills saved me from prison
In the heart of technicals and so went out to recharge the spirits last night. Got stopped for whipping the bird scooter a little too quick after a lot of drinking. Officer could tell I was absolutely plastered, but after successfully building a full 3 statement model for him in less than 45 min, he let me off with a warning and a commitment to refer me to his buddy who works at GS. Blessed.
ts did not happen
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A shit post with no quality whatsoever l
At least they tried, it's been ages since a good Paradise post. Gotta develop talent
Appreciate the feedback
Little did he know, the officer referred him to R Kelly for a Golden Shower
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