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"I kept browsing, and in the corner of the room, I saw a guy dressed up as what definitely appeared to be a massive turd—a really big piece of shit. “Peter,” I asked. “What’s that guy?”

He shrugged his shoulders, chewing foie grass. “People have been guessing all night man, and no one’s gotten it,” he informed me.

I was determined to figure it out.

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..how the mighty have fallen.

------------ I'm making it up as I go along.
 

"someone needs to stop these fucking short sellers that are bringing MS and GS's stock price down!!"

Seriously. Why the fuck did the SEC stop the new naked rule last month?

 

I got laid of from Lehman, so I've quite the spare time. When I first heard of it, it was so early that when I googled it, nothing came up, but now there are some sites talking about it.

<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/17/AR2008091702609.html">Washington Post</a>

Some Hick town journal

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did u guys see donald trump talking on larry king, his view sounded pretty bleak, not to say he knows a lot about the economy

you guys think this will help slow down/stop Morgan's slide>

CNBC: US SEC Tightens Rules on Short SalesTopics:SEC | Stock Market

U.S. securities regulators tightened rules on traders who profit from stock declines as shares plummeted Wednesday on fears of a global credit crunch.

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission action follows a brief emergency rule this summer that was aimed at curbing abusive naked short selling in 19 major financial stocks.

Under a measure that takes effect Thursday, short sellers and their broker dealers must deliver securities by the close of business on the settlement date, three days after the sale.

But with stocks falling, lawmakers and banking executives kept up their pressure on the investor protection agency to further curb short selling.

 

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