IB - Prospect at target middle school (think Sidwell/Trinity/MLK Memorial/IU Kelley) here.
What's the most prestigious school lunch so I can bring it to school everyday and get the best exit opps (think getting my mom to pick me up instead of taking the bus)
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Any insight to Exits for this cycle? I heard lunchables pizza builder group places well but not sure about others.
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Feastable chocolate bars and Prime
My school served KFC and fucking McD's that was the shitttt
A tin of tuna. Heat it in the microwave so everyone can smell the sickening scent of unlimited prestige. I hear it's extra prestigious if you microwave the tin as well.
Beef Wellington, Cocaine, and a Martini
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