Didn't you already try to troll with the exact same thing? You're not even clever. Troll fail.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
TheKid1:
Can we ban this fool?

Seconded.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
TheKid1:
Can we ban this fool?

Yep

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swagon:
You got to pay the troll toll if you want to get in the boy's soul.
You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that boy's soul. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. You want the baby boy's soul You gotta pay the troll toll. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. Troll toll! What'd you say?! Troll toll! Hey, hey, hey! Troll toll!
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OnTheTrack:
swagon:
You got to pay the troll toll if you want to get in the boy's soul.
You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that boy's soul. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. You want the baby boy's soul You gotta pay the troll toll. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. Troll toll! What'd you say?! Troll toll! Hey, hey, hey! Troll toll!

Your boy awaits!

 

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