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Didn't you already try to troll with the exact same thing? You're not even clever. Troll fail.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
TopDGOCan I have a SB for getting this far?
HAH! If I had any I'd give you one. I'll put you on my IOU list for SB's when I have them again
Get busy living
 
TheKid1Can we ban this fool?

Seconded.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
TheKid1Can we ban this fool?

Yep

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

^ No need to turn this into a Target vs Non-Target thread. Clearly the OP's trolling, so why do you keep replying?!

P.S: The 'Harvard kid' probably graduated with a sub-3.0 and still got the same job without even putting in any effort. It's stupid but that's how it is.

 
swagonYou got to pay the troll toll if you want to get in the boy's soul.
You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that boy's soul. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. You want the baby boy's soul You gotta pay the troll toll. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. Troll toll! What'd you say?! Troll toll! Hey, hey, hey! Troll toll!
"The right to have children should be a marketable commodity, bought and traded by individuals but absolutely limited by the state."—Kenneth Boulding
 
OnTheTrack
swagonYou got to pay the troll toll if you want to get in the boy's soul.
You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that boy's soul. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. You want the baby boy's soul You gotta pay the troll toll. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. Troll toll! What'd you say?! Troll toll! Hey, hey, hey! Troll toll!

Your boy awaits!

 

Guys this is a legit question. OBVIOUSLY not a troll you guys are paranoid

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 

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I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed, Go Bucks!!
 

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