Republican Party candidates as…Investment Banks!
Trump: JPM (would be Goldman but JPM Epstein scandal proves more relevant for Trump)
Ron DeSantis: UBS
Mike Pence: Lazard
Chris Christie (lol): Lehman Brothers
Trump: JPM (would be Goldman but JPM Epstein scandal proves more relevant for Trump)
Ron DeSantis: UBS
Mike Pence: Lazard
Chris Christie (lol): Lehman Brothers
| +273 | Earliest you can get fired | 58 | 1d |
| +258 | Investment Banking is Divine | 40 | 1d |
| +219 | Another $115bn Mega deal for these banks. Congrats! | 45 | 1d |
| +216 | US 2027 SA IB worried about background check | 53 | 1d |
| +206 | Analyst: Why is UBS IB doing worse than peers?, UBS CFO: No Comment | 41 | 2d |
| +138 | Is UBS really that bad? | 39 | 4h |
| +40 | Is Houston SA 28 recruiting already over? | 34 | 22h |
| +27 | FIG Pigeonholes you - is it true? | 8 | 1d |
| +27 | 2026-27 IB Energy Top Banks | 8 | 1d |
| +26 | How do you manage nerves in IB technical interviews? | 7 | 6h |
Career Resources
Vivek Ramaswamy - Centerview
Nikki Haley - Citi
When is Bill running though?
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