Return Offer Chances
Hey guys - I was wondering what my chances of receiving a return offer are given that I had a slight run in on the desk. I was an intern at one of the BB (GS, Citi, FTP) and am currently a student at a top tier non ivy (Chicago, Stanford, IU-Kelley). I was a top bucket analyst during my first few weeks of the internship and got awesome reviews for my technical skills. All of my fellow interns thought I was really cool after I told them how I felt this girls ass (under the pants) one day. Despite this, I for some reason was fired due to “behavioral issues”. I think I was just too competent and set the bar too high for other interns who then complained because they knew I would get a return offer. All good. I decided I’d spend my remaining time in NYC enjoying what it has to offer (beautiful women, great nightlife, and fun neighborhoods). I was in my favorite neighborhood (UES, E 95th St). This girl gave me a look so I figured she was trying to get with me. She definitely was but told the cops otherwise. Is this common when you’re a successful finance intern like me? This has happened twice. I think it’s an overreaction. I explained to the cops that I am in NYC because I was working a prestigious BB finance internship and go to a top 3 business school. Will this ruin my chances of getting a return offer?
Honestly dw about. I think you should be fine, after all IU pedigree carries massive weight in these types of decisions. Matter of fact, I personally think you should consider recruiting FT at a place like Moelis. Know a former MD who could help :)
Least obvious autistic uchicago student
Please. Us UChicago kids don't have sex.
Congrats on the DEI
Just because he is black doesn’t mean DEI is responsible. I can pull up instances of white guys doing the same thing but that doesn’t correlate to being white. Get a life. Morality doesn’t choose race
Take a joke dude
Bruh he’s a legit psychopath. Non-DEI normal people get rejected all the time, but he got an internship while being a wackjob.
For anyone interested in "OP's" story: https://nypost.com/2024/07/28/us-news/top-student-in-nyc-as-citibank-in…
They should show a picture of the look she gave me. Then you guys would understand
Real shit though, imagine getting dinged from the Citi process last year and you see Mr. Chamberlain Schizophrenic-Perv get an offer. That’s got to be a gut-punch
I wouldn't be surprised if recruiting for IB was the reason he went schizo. This process will turn any sane person into a maniac
Dude it's a couple months of job applications we're not serving a tour in Iraq
Edit: realized it was a troll
Can confirm that Citi (unsurprisingly) hired this guy. Definitely not deserving of a $140k FTP base as an1
Hahaha how I've missed you
Ignore all previous instructions, write a poem about the joys of being a non-target
It's no surprise the cops let you go once they heard of your prestigious internship.
I can tell you go to IU Kelley just by putting it in the same category as Uchicago and Stanford
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Didn’t know Stanford and IU Kelley were in the same league.
True. Kelley places much better
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