Sleeping With Models
So I have lately found that much to my dismay I have been having very lengthy and vivid dreams about models. Unfortunately, I am not talking about the kind that has a bronzed and supple body, but the kind with rows and columns. I have dreams in which all I do is work on Excel.
This is a public plea for support, help, or similar experiences. I would love to leave my excel at work when I get my few precious hours of sleep.
Thanks in advance.
You're an idiot.
You need downtime to unwind before you go to sleep. Unfortunately, probably not gonna happen in your business.
Two fingers of whiskey before bed...seriously try it it works
Try to meditate 10-15 minutes before you sleep. I heard it works. I do not have the discipline or patience to try it though.
Monkey shitted
Go to clubs enough with clients and spend a lot of cash to get in with the club promoters and fixers. Eventually they'll give you call you their best friend, usher you past the queue and give you prominent seating.
Then, you'll start having vacuous looking models hanging around you, trying to take glasses of champagne from your magnum and asking if you have any coke. I haven't tried sleeping with any of these ladies, but you could probably bargain that if you promise enough coke. It's morally cheap but aesthetically pleasing, I guess.
In my experience, you need to be heavy on the relationship side of banking for this lifestyle and that usually doesn't happen until you hit your early thirties.
So, in the meantime, it's just fap-fap to SUMIF functions for you.
Careful what you wish for. The fashion models I personally know all look like aliens with big boggy eyes, very high cheekbones and scarily waifish figures. You may as well go have sex with a skeleton. Models exist to showcase and accentuate clothing, as such the fashion industry goes after a very particular type which actually differs from the general aesthetic sense of what is usually considered beautiful. They may look photogenic in the prints (which are usually heavily photoshopped anyway) but in person most of them really aren't that attractive at all.
Just in an aesthetic sense or not attractive on personality terms as well?
Bingo!!! It's pretty obvious when you hear stories about models and bottles, you know those goobers aren't hanging with models, they're hanging with gold digging BnT party sluts.
Many models are unattractive in person and if you want confirmatiion, befriend a photographer for Fashion Week and get back stage.
I'll second this. I went to high school with a girl who became a pretty successful runway and magazine model, and while she was a really cool girl, she was kinda funky looking in person but looked great on the pages of Vogue. Really tall (I'm 6' and she had me by about 2 inches), extremely skinny to the point of looking malnourished, very angular face with huge cheekbones and oddly large eyes, and pretty much the rest of what you said. When I was in college and she was modelling she invited me to a couple of her industry events and parties in NYC and beforehand I thought I'd be walking into Valhalla but they all looked weird in person. And while she was cool the rest of them were some of the most fucked up people I've ever met, and I've met some fucked up people. Now maybe an SI swimsuit model...
Models, of both genders, have low sex appeal.
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