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marketMergerMaddie

I've always wondered what would happen if I reached out regarding one of those. You never know what you might get. 

"Hi marketMergerMaddie,

Many thanks for your email.

Sorry, but I'm slightly confused about your question. In the system, it appears that you've started in 2021 with us. 

Anyway, the payroll department tried to reach out to you in 2021 regarding your salary wire. I would like to take the chance to ask for your bank statement to wire the last 2 years' salaries and bonuses pending in total ~ $400.000. As you didn't write HR/payroll, we assumed you were pursuing some 401k Cayman-style tax techniques, but unfortunately, we're cutting personnel and your contract will expire in 6 weeks, thus the need to liquidate your salaries.

Thanks for your contribution during those years at Soldman Gachs, a D Sol experience.

Best,

OnlyFans Sarah from HR 

 

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