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Depression, alcoholism, and salt & pepper hair.
Bags...under your eyes
Dem bags be Gucci tho
my analyst during my internship got an anxiety probably for free
Chlamydia from sleeping with my boss
Well that’s certainly unique
also AIDS but that was because I didn't want him to use a condom so it was my fault
Vineyard vines gear (bag, sweater, polo, shirt), Puma track jacket w a ferrari logo, random polos, mugs, etc.
My bank was shit at giving out free stuff. Only things of use were a laptop bag that ended up falling apart after a while though and one of those mini portable batteries for charging your phone. Otherwise everything else was junk - pens, notebooks, cheap water bottles, etc.
My current firm is way better. Patagonia fleece and Patagonia backpack are highlights.
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Nah I'm in PE now.
This is what I've heard from the BB and EB. Some even give it to you before you start your first year
We got a free tablet which was pretty cool.
Oh nice! Were you able to keep it even if you left the company?
Yep - ours to keep.
At a boutique got two Patagonia fleeces and at Christmas partner will buy everyone Hermes tie or scarf every year.
Tic disorder / muscle twitching, excess weight, alcoholism, depression and a couple of destroyed relationships
Duffel bag, some notebooks and pens, umbrella, chocolate (bank was Swiss), couple of hoodies, portable phone charger...
Also massive weight gain, a deep-seated desire to be liked and wanted, a further entrenched dislike of the French.
Let me get this straight. You are starting a job as an analyst, and instead of asking what to expect from your new job, you are asking what free stuff will you get?
You will definitely get high blood pressure (hypertension stage 2).
While that question is more relevant, it’s already been discussed at great length in these forums. :)
Around 10 pounds - one per week give take. I have seen more.
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