What to do when Wharton grads are stealing all the girls?

Been going out in the west village recently, and have noticed that every time things seem to be going well with a girl, some random KKR Wharton guy walks in and all the girls flock to him. Is there a way around this?

I was at the Spaniard on Saturday and about 7 Wharton guys (6’4 all of them, PE, one was PJT RX) came in tore the place up. Thought I was doing well in the field but if this is the case might need to stick to the lower east side with non targets.

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If they're bankers, just wait until they're logging on their personal carry Lenovo thinkpad in the middle of the bar once the 1am rounds of "pls fix" comes in, that is your chance to strike while they're distracted. If it's buyside, that's tough. Maybe get a watch more expensive than what they have, or nice business cards (bonus points for a watermark), maybe even flex your reservations at ultra exclusive restaurants. Best of luck.

 

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