Dead ass, what’re most your body counts on here? No bullshit, don’t lie to me. And no, I don’t mean how many excel models you’ve ~ laid ~ out.
Just trying to see how many ballers there are on here
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I've killed 5 people. Being a hitman pays well but you gotta stay on the down low.
Somewhere in the 50-60 range
Never concerned about any STD?
Nah I get STD panels every now and then. I’m currently in a relationship, but senior year of college was wild.
My man
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God that’s actually so sad. Less accounting bud, more fun
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Only 1… exclusively because my own lack of confidence smh, no other excuse. We’re gonna pump those numbers up boys
You’re a killer man, you got it
1 - my wife :)
Good boy
2 - my wife, ^ his wife.
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Low 40s
Name doesn’t check out… you need to stop letting Ted hold you back
27- had a great time in college and now work too much. Also moving into a more serious relationship, so that number could stay for a while
Probably 12 as a junior in college. Don’t think meaningless sex is fun tbh and just figured that out. Gotta find a sexy lady to wife up.
Best take on this thread. Drunk sex after a night out is meaningless, and for the type-A hansome fellows on here who aren’t literally autistic, wifing up a 10 is much more rewarding than waking up with a different 8 or 9 every time you go out IMO.
I agree. The problem is that it took me a couple of crazy nights over my college years to realize that. Now, I’m about to be happily engaged and wouldn’t trade it for the world.
you're being super liberal throwing out those 8s or 9s my guy. I think I have what it takes to wife up a literal 10, but when it comes to random hookups or a one night stand, I'd be looking more at like 6's. 7's and ups are literally being courted by men on social media, dating apps and real life. After college, randomly hooking up with very attractive women is difficult since those attractive women can command being treated like princesses and getting taken on dates and stuff. 8's and 9's are not just randomly hooking up these days. Plus I think there is this new female empowerment culturing in dating life where they measure their worth on how much money and effort men are willing to spend on them, so I don't think those high value women are doing random hook ups these days.
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14. Got locked up in 3rd year as i was hitting my stride
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Hahahaha I love it
lost count after 30-40...probably around 150-200...i had a slut phase
Absolutely love to see it dude keep climbing
27 during a 2 yr slut spree
3 in my freezer
25-30.. it’s just a function of going out. 3 nights out = 2 additions (either on the spot or later in the week)
Highest batting average in history flex god. I’ll take the under
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I always think it’s funny when people are impressed by a high body count. For one, it’s not hard to get laid. If you are in any sort of shape and have a shred of confidence it’s pretty easy to pick up a girl on any given night. Additionally, if this number is something you’re bragging about it shows a distinct lack of confidence.
Looks like someone has a low BC…
Nuanced take
yeah I mean it's pretty easy to fuck beaters on any given night
don't act like 8+'s are just falling into your lap chief, you're not that guy
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0 lmao. I'm 21. It's a sad life
same but I'm 20
feel u bro also 0 im down bad lol atleast u admit it
Sixteen. Some knockouts, some questionable calls. As is life.
if i do some quick napkin math, around 15 in high school, 25 per year in college, 10 per year after that, then back up to 20 when i went to get my mba, then down to 5-8 a year nowadays
Do you have any piece of advice for the rest of us mere mortal men?
Life for me is a flatline. It treads onward and is resolutely uninspired.
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honestly 1, plus got with a couple of others but didnt go all the way with them
sucks to be socially awkward. if any of the other ppl with a crazy body count could give advice id appreciate it lol
10, I've had severely long dry spells between each one and have been in relationships for the most part. I suck at hooking up with women/one night stands. Currently going through a 7 month dry spell and haven't had good pussy since late 2019 lmfao
10 for me.
Because yo momma so fat, she counts as 10 women.
21 because 3 girls per week AND 7 weeks have gone by since the past of the semester. Call me LA FLAME!!!!!!!!
Loool. Man. You’re already behaving like a girl, no need to date anyone you already got that feminine inside =)
Seriously though, 10 isn’t a lot, the reason you “prefer” this (assuming it’s by choice which I would likely call bullshit on, if a hot girl wanted to jump on you you would say yes) is probably a défense mechanism to not get rejected...
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