Will I get severely bullied?

I have severe acne. Will the girls at Piper Jaffray bully me for it? Was hoping to land a few one night stands and lay the pipe with my fellow female associates at Piper. Thoughts on the whole dating scene at Piper would be greatly appreciated. Just hope I don't get bullied. 

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Yes you will get bullied. Make sure you be careful in the bathrooms. The big bad jocks from HYP might shove your head in a toilet and give you a wedgie too.

 

Really? You think that will stop the bullies? You're sorely mistaken. They will contact Berkley and track you down to your previous institution. Once they find out that you went to a no name non-target community college, the HYP jocks are going to tell all the girls in your analyst class about your embarrassing attempt at a cover-up. You'll become the laughing stock of the bank and no one will want to go to prom with you. Get it together man.

 

I went to CC myself and then went to a non-target state school and am extremely proud of it. If anything, I find most people respect it even more because they know how difficult it is to land these jobs from the circumstances. You have to own your situation and be confident, then and only then the respect will come. You will get no respect for making excuses for yourself on why you went to CC - you just look like a little, insecure wuss. 

 

takes more hard work and grind to go from 0 to 60 than from 50 to 60. if anything that makes you more capable than many of the typical ib kids out there

as long as your mentality is strong you finna be straight 

 

Gotta keep a shank keistered just in case, you don't wanna take any chances 

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