hey guys, i know 2024 SA for investment banking is already wrapped up, but if there are still places that haven't filled up their sa class, i will exchange my nudes for a referral. i am a hot girl even in nyc and very hot by my target school standards. i am very flexible in terms of industry/product group/location (and also literally physically too). #leveragingmyassets
**this is not a troll post. guys at this rate im working at onlyfans.
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Can I spread your comps tonight?
Chances this is a troll post written by a guy?
Let’s see… 99.99%
no im not a guy lol im just a desperate girl leveraging her assets
She is in NYC right now if you're interested.
"hot girl" lol whats your ig ... pics or it didnt happen
can send my insta over pm
The first person to take off the anon nametag gets a gold star and a blacklist
tbh idc about blacklist. im rejected from SA 2024 either way but if there's an off chance that my nudes get me a referral then why not
Respect the hashtag, if you got it you flaunt it.
BUT, do you really want a referral from someone who's going to paint you as a ho to the group? I'm not saying you are one, zero judgment, but maturity isn't exactly this community's strong point. Bullpen gossip is a very real thing and it spreads.
i am a ho but i dont care. cant even blame them if they want to brag to their group because if i hooked up with someone as hot as me id flaunt it too. also yes a referral and a job where everyone thinks im a hoe is better than no job at all.
Fair enough. Figure I'd give you fair warning. All the best.
not as much as i spread my legs (for a referral ofc)
Yo honestly, (a) if you're as smoking as you say, (b) in NYC, and (c) as motivated as you come off, fuck spreading nudes online for a bunch of junior nobodies.
Go hit up the nightlife and pick up Directors and above. That will get you results, sure as shit more than a referral from a junior. Can also swing a VP but probably not worth the effort. I know someone who did this and it worked.
Guys, her nudes are STUPENDOUS. Hit up her ig
lol
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Imagine buying these and then having a nice pic of nude john fetterman staring you down
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