Will send my nudes for a job referral for 2024 SA

hey guys, i know 2024 SA for investment banking is already wrapped up, but if there are still places that haven't filled up their sa class, i will exchange my nudes for a referral. i am a hot girl even in nyc and very hot by my target school standards. i am very flexible in terms of industry/product group/location (and also literally physically too). #leveragingmyassets

**this is not a troll post. guys at this rate im working at onlyfans. 

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Chances this is a troll post written by a guy?

Let’s see… 99.99%

 

no im not a guy lol im just a desperate girl leveraging her assets 

 

tbh idc about blacklist. im rejected from SA 2024 either way but if there's an off chance that my nudes get me a referral then why not 

 

i am a ho but i dont care. cant even blame them if they want to brag to their group because if i hooked up with someone as hot as me id flaunt it too. also yes a referral and a job where everyone thinks im a hoe is better than no job at all.

 

rabbit

Bullpen gossip is a very real thing and it spreads. 

not as much as i spread my legs (for a referral ofc)

 
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Yo honestly, (a) if you're as smoking as you say, (b) in NYC, and (c) as motivated as you come off, fuck spreading nudes online for a bunch of junior nobodies.

Go hit up the nightlife and pick up Directors and above. That will get you results, sure as shit more than a referral from a junior. Can also swing a VP but probably not worth the effort. I know someone who did this and it worked. 

 

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