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Duff & Phelps, shame on you.

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I actually really respect this student. I'm only a junior going through recruiting right now, but if I was a banker, I would interview him.

 
kidflashI actually really respect this student. I'm only a junior going through recruiting right now, but if I was a banker, I would interview him.

Why? At the end of the day he's still doing what all the other applicants are doing - groveling for a job.

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kidflashI actually really respect this student. I'm only a junior going through recruiting right now, but if I was a banker, I would interview him.

Why? At the end of the day he's still doing what all the other applicants are doing - groveling for a job.

Humility. He's going to be double decker shit sandwiches for a couple of years on the job...he's saying he'll do it with a smile.
 
goblanHa, no ones reads those, right? Right, guys?

This isn't a standard cover letter, this guy actually emailed it directly to someone he met. Of course he read it.

From the email chain, it looks like they actually gave the kid a phone interview.

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I do want to emphasize that the real reason this letter works is because he actually networked beforehand in a meaningful way. If this had been a cold email, it'd be humorous but far less effective. Having actually met and interacted with the person he emailed in a reasonably meaningful way goes a LONG way towards helping him out.

 

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