Becoming a sperm donor
Would becoming a sperm donor affect one's professional prospects (e.g. on Wall Street)? (i.e. would a firm not hire someone because he is/was a sperm donor, etc?)
I'm just waiting for someone to come in here and say how much sperm they've donated to countless women and how it hasn't affected their prospects.
Sorry to keep you waitin' like that breh.
Hilarious thread to ensue in 3, 2, 1...
this is a serious question
My grandfather gave his sperm in the form of sex to several of his secretaries in his days, so he has plenty of little bastards running around. Unfortunately, this means more competition for me since my amazing genes are no longer as unique.
I will never forgive him for this.
How exactly would a company find out you were doing this? Would it fall under Work Experience or Personal Interests on your resume?
it would not be a problem unless you were donating it in the interview room.
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Hope you aren't under 5'11 or have red hair because they'll reject you. (seriously.)
Lol, really? Pretty funny... and sad.
On top of that they only accept like 5% of applicants. My roommate in college thought getting paid to jerk off was the greatest thing in the world. I wonder if he has any regrets (he did it for a few years). haha
imagine if he became a BSD one day and started dating young coeds...only to find out...
I think the cutoff is 1000000001 liters of sea-men. If you donated more than that, you're fucked!
I'm with somebody who commented above... how the hell are they going to find out about this?
^background check...
I have a hard time believing that banks look up whether or not you've donated sperm before and, if they tried, that they'd actually be able to find the info.
Just keep your "donations" outside the office and you're okay. The plumbing at most office buildings is not designed to handle large quantities of semen so it is imperative that you keep your "donations" to your bathroom at home.
we are feeding the trolls a bit much tonight.
Sperm banks only recruit from TARGET schools.
Basically, during your GS TMT interview tell them you have an exploding offer from one of the major sperm banks.
I go to semi-target, and I am trying to break into one of the BULGE bracket sperm banks! Any advice?!? PLEASE HELP
while we are at this ... does anyone know which sperm banks are the most prestigious?
In class right now tryin so hard not to bust out laughing LOL classic
I did as well, but I thought it might be slightly weird if I told someone to look at a thread named "Becoming a sperm donor" hahaha
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