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I'm just waiting for someone to come in here and say how much sperm they've donated to countless women and how it hasn't affected their prospects.

 
DeterminedI'm just waiting for someone to come in here and say how much sperm they've donated to countless women and how it hasn't affected their prospects.
I've donated tons of sperm to countless women and it hasn't affected my prospects.

Sorry to keep you waitin' like that breh.

 
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DeterminedI'm just waiting for someone to come in here and say how much sperm they've donated to countless women and how it hasn't affected their prospects.
I've donated tons of sperm to countless women and it hasn't affected my prospects.

Sorry to keep you waitin' like that breh.

 

My grandfather gave his sperm in the form of sex to several of his secretaries in his days, so he has plenty of little bastards running around. Unfortunately, this means more competition for me since my amazing genes are no longer as unique.

I will never forgive him for this.

 
RagnarDanneskjoldOn top of that they only accept like 5% of applicants. My roommate in college thought getting paid to jerk off was the greatest thing in the world. I wonder if he has any regrets (he did it for a few years). haha

imagine if he became a BSD one day and started dating young coeds...only to find out...

 
ivoteforthatguy
RagnarDanneskjoldOn top of that they only accept like 5% of applicants. My roommate in college thought getting paid to jerk off was the greatest thing in the world. I wonder if he has any regrets (he did it for a few years). haha

imagine if he became a BSD one day and started dating young coeds...only to find out...

THAT IS SO WRONG...
 
ivoteforthatguy
RagnarDanneskjoldOn top of that they only accept like 5% of applicants. My roommate in college thought getting paid to jerk off was the greatest thing in the world. I wonder if he has any regrets (he did it for a few years). haha

imagine if he became a BSD one day and started dating young coeds...only to find out...

TO FIND OUT WHAT? WHAT COMES AFTER THE ELLIPSIS?? THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME FINISH THE STORY.
 

I'm with somebody who commented above... how the hell are they going to find out about this?

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 
SwaGGeReR^background check...

I have a hard time believing that banks look up whether or not you've donated sperm before and, if they tried, that they'd actually be able to find the info.

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

Sperm banks only recruit from TARGET schools.

Basically, during your GS TMT interview tell them you have an exploding offer from one of the major sperm banks.

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
 
Thomas WoodIn class right now tryin so hard not to bust out laughing LOL classic
Yeah, I was laughing out loud on the train. I wanted to show someone what was up, but I don't think they'd understand. Excellent troll thread is excellent
Get busy living
 
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Thomas WoodIn class right now tryin so hard not to bust out laughing LOL classic
Yeah, I was laughing out loud on the train. I wanted to show someone what was up, but I don't think they'd understand. Excellent troll thread is excellent

I did as well, but I thought it might be slightly weird if I told someone to look at a thread named "Becoming a sperm donor" hahaha

 

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