Best Finance Fantasy Football Loser Punishments
I'm thinking the loser has to blatantly insider trade a stock. Like a huge short before announcing a follow-on. Any other ideas??
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Ah yes, the classic "7 yrs in jail" punishment for losing in fantasy football
He'd have to run for Congress first and then he'll be safe.
Go work at FTP ($140k as an1 tho btw)
I literally do not care how many times you comment I will always laugh at these
Solid 10-4 on that!
What's comp for AN2?
Doesn't matter we won't be there that long
Make it rain at a random event. Once saw some fool make it rain at a fancy Christmas tree lighting.
May I recommend that they start a biotech company that in theory specializes in revolutionary blood testing that uses small amounts of blood volume. I would gladly help with this process...behind closed doors of course.
I don’t think you understand what it means to punish someone for losing a bet.
I don't think you understand the joke...
Make the loser post a LinkedIn tribute whether it’s a thank you to everyone for a new role, an update on how their job is going complete with their inner thoughts/feelings/emotions, or anything the rest of the league sees fit. Essentially, something worthy of making it onto @bestoflinkedin on IG.
I think you should have to retake (and pass) the 7 or 79. Your choice
They have to bring their laptop to a crowded bar on a Friday or Saturday night and aggressively do one hour of work. They'll get looks of disgust from other people + be embarrassed + are guaranteed to make it onto a few finance meme pages.
this is the winner
This is good. They should also have to wear a full suit and tie while doing it.
with at least one external monitor
lmao
Lol this is genius, which incoming summer analyst autistic retard who unironically posts on LinkedIn gave this MS
Next time his MD gives comments like a pls fix, he needs to respond with "no, u pls fix"
wear a competing banks vest for a day in the office.
My boss does this unironically. He even wore it to a pitch once. No, we didn't win that one, how could you tell?
Get an "EBITDA" lip tattoo.
Couple of ones my friends and I have done:
1. 24 hours in a casino
2. Belly button pierced
3. Hold a milk stand (similar to a lemonade stand) outside a super popular bar until you generate $10.00 in sales, you get to pick the price point
4. Have to fly to India and back. Up to you if you make a trip out of it or just full send the two flights back to back.
Curious how long it took you guys for #3
Hasn't been completed, that was this past year's punishment and the guy who lost is waiting until the end of summer to do it
Why India in specific? Have you had like bad experiences there or something?
No real reason other than its an extremely long flight and is less desirable from a touristy perspective than say Thailand
Make them answer every networking request from a student that your group receives.
Don't forget to encourage alumni to reach out and ask for advice.
Loser has to sneak a penis doodle into a graphic on the next marketing materials
Easy: sign them up for standup.
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