Not funny (actually distressing at the time). When I was younger, I tried using public wifi on my psp and came across one listed "Do not use this"... I chose not to listen.

Bricked my psp :(

Absolute truths don't exist... celebrated opinions do.
 

When I used to live in the city I put "8Bhasgr8tits" as my wi-fi name. I lived in 8A. She figured it out and took me to dinner. Now that I live in suburbia, my neighbors wife is hot and one day we got drunk at a bbq and she told me her high school nickname was "Pearl" cause she was good at head AND she is a big fan of American Pie movies so I changed my wi-fi name to "SUCK_ME_BEAUTIFUL_PEARL" :)

"I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. " -GG
 
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