Funny Wifi Names
Hey all,
Do you guys have any funny finance related wifi names?
We'd all like to flex on my neighbours, any ideas? Just straight up EV/EBITDA? anything more creative?
Sep 04, 2018Sep 04, 2018
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Comments (37)
My roommate loved StarWars and called ours 'The Chosen WLAN'
Not finance-related, but: It hurts when IP Tellmywifiloveher And the undying classic - Mom, click here for internet
Anything but FBI Surveillance Van..
my brother in law is an FBI agent, and he named his wifi "FBI Surveillance post 237"
"Funding"
Make sure it's Secured.
+1. Well done.
User: Currently out of Service Pass: thereisntone
"What's your wifi?" "Oh, It's currently out of service." "What's your password?" "There isn't one."
Casting Couch
Live in an apartment building so mine's icanhearyouhavingsex
A friend who is really into California punk bands, like GreenDay, Bad Religion and Offspring in particular, hence he went with... "prettyflyforawifi"
J9023JF90QJ2F09
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
my roommate just named ours "Internet"
Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
The default password on my gf's new router was ancientracoons45
Would love to know the backstory on this....
That's how it came out of the box ha
Instead of the random letters and numbers, I guess now its random words with a few numbers.
Not finance related, but once had a roommate who would take months to reimburse me for wifi - changed the name and pwd to "bitch better have my $"
My wifi is actually called Yankee Doodle.
"Work ethic, work ethic" - Vince Vaughn
Former english major gf had hers set to 'wifiartthou', and pw was, you guessed it, Romeo....
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Pretty Fly for a WiFi
Saw one in a NYC appartement: ImpeachTrump lol
Not funny (actually distressing at the time). When I was younger, I tried using public wifi on my psp and came across one listed "Do not use this"... I chose not to listen.
Bricked my psp :(
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How about - I'm a faggy child with no hobbies?
When I used to live in the city I put "8Bhasgr8tits" as my wi-fi name. I lived in 8A. She figured it out and took me to dinner. Now that I live in suburbia, my neighbors wife is hot and one day we got drunk at a bbq and she told me her high school nickname was "Pearl" cause she was good at head AND she is a big fan of American Pie movies so I changed my wi-fi name to "SUCK_ME_BEAUTIFUL_PEARL" :)
"How much do we love banking?"
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