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my roommate just named ours "Internet"

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

Former english major gf had hers set to 'wifiartthou', and pw was, you guessed it, Romeo....

"Who am I? I'm the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy."
 

Not funny (actually distressing at the time). When I was younger, I tried using public wifi on my psp and came across one listed "Do not use this"... I chose not to listen.

Bricked my psp :(

Absolute truths don't exist... celebrated opinions do.
 

When I used to live in the city I put "8Bhasgr8tits" as my wi-fi name. I lived in 8A. She figured it out and took me to dinner. Now that I live in suburbia, my neighbors wife is hot and one day we got drunk at a bbq and she told me her high school nickname was "Pearl" cause she was good at head AND she is a big fan of American Pie movies so I changed my wi-fi name to "SUCK_ME_BEAUTIFUL_PEARL" :)

"I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. " -GG
 
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