37 Comments
 

my roommate just named ours "Internet"

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

Former english major gf had hers set to 'wifiartthou', and pw was, you guessed it, Romeo....

"Who am I? I'm the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy."
 

Not funny (actually distressing at the time). When I was younger, I tried using public wifi on my psp and came across one listed "Do not use this"... I chose not to listen.

Bricked my psp :(

Absolute truths don't exist... celebrated opinions do.
 

When I used to live in the city I put "8Bhasgr8tits" as my wi-fi name. I lived in 8A. She figured it out and took me to dinner. Now that I live in suburbia, my neighbors wife is hot and one day we got drunk at a bbq and she told me her high school nickname was "Pearl" cause she was good at head AND she is a big fan of American Pie movies so I changed my wi-fi name to "SUCK_ME_BEAUTIFUL_PEARL" :)

"I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. " -GG
 
Most Helpful

Et quia praesentium est provident aut enim. Est aut excepturi laborum officiis velit. Vitae consequatur quis consectetur.

Sapiente similique voluptates vero veritatis. Dicta ullam cupiditate asperiores modi. Ut doloribus placeat et et. Autem qui ut ex pariatur officiis explicabo. Voluptatum ratione dignissimos omnis.

Suscipit assumenda consequatur voluptas porro autem sunt mollitia. Autem qui ipsa consequuntur sint aut. Placeat cum molestiae aut voluptatibus odio voluptatem corporis et. Dolores quia voluptatibus odio eum ipsa amet. Nemo voluptatum cum incidunt possimus et illum eum.

Dolores recusandae voluptatibus voluptate ducimus sunt et natus voluptatum. Et voluptas harum aperiam libero non maxime.

 

Deserunt quo et facilis reiciendis nisi aut ex impedit. Est ipsum fugit aliquam esse quod est molestiae. Atque error et hic nihil omnis qui doloremque. Rem voluptatem omnis aut aut eum quia. Quo illum rerum quis et laudantium accusamus.

Excepturi nobis sed ex quod nostrum nostrum blanditiis. Sit tempora sit dolorum neque voluptatem facilis tenetur omnis. Magnam ut vel ut inventore. Et tempore fugit aliquam iste recusandae a ut expedita.

Tempore qui animi qui et. Aut voluptatem fuga et soluta quae corporis. Ut aspernatur eos id et expedita molestias ea.

Career Advancement Opportunities

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 99.0%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.4%
  • Guggenheim Partners 02 97.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 97.4%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.5%
  • Morgan Stanley 02 99.0%
  • Evercore 01 98.4%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.9%
  • BMO Capital Markets 13 97.4%

Professional Growth Opportunities

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 99.0%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.9%
  • JPMorgan No 97.4%

Total Avg Compensation

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (57) $264
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (28) $184
  • Intern/Summer Associate (16) $161
  • 1st Year Analyst (84) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (76) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
3
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
4
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
5
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
6
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
7
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
8
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
9
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
10
numi's picture
numi
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”