How to pick a wedgie in the office

It seems like no matter what type of underwear I have on, whether it's boxers, or boxer briefs, for some reason I'm always dealing with them bunching up my leg and choking out my crotch. Thankfully I've deployed some strategies to manage this.

The obvious one is going to the bathroom unbuttoning your pants and pushing everything back down into place. Another course of action would be to talk a stroll to the break room for a coffee or whatnot and take long strides to stretch out your legs and hope your underwear moves back into place.

However, if you're stuck at your desk you will need to implement the hand-in-pocket technique in which you take advantage of your pockets to grab a piece of your underwear through your pants and try to move it back down into a more comfortable position. This can be tricky and is easier if you have a standing desk, however it is non-discrete, and your colleagues will now you're picking your crack. 

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Just let that bird free bro don't wear underwear, solves all of your problems.Also you'll earn massive respect among your peers if you have a large, clear defined bulge in your pants.

 
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DAFA

Start wearing briefs

Specifically the compression short types. Magic is all I can say to describe them.

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I haven’t worn underwear outside of working out since high school. I can’t imagine having to wear underwear all day as it’s so constricting and not breathable. Idc how nice your underwear is; nothing feels as nice as no underwear.

I have nice Lacoste underwear I used to put on if I was going out so that girls wouldn’t be like “wtf this dude has no underwear on”. Super soft but those are still much worse than no underwear.

I wore Nike compression shorts in high school all day. Still have them and wear at the gym.

Never understood how people wear regular boxers all day. Boxer briefs are more understandable as I wore them for a few years. Whitey-tighties are the best underwear imo if you’re going to wear underwear. Lacoste makes great ones and if you’re in shape they look great on you.

The boxer briefs that don’t go down the thigh except for a few inches are stupid. Never wide enough at the end of the leg hole if you have any meat on your thighs.

 

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