How to Troll OWS at my school. Need ideas.

Some retarded lefties at my school are planning all sorts of events at my school as a part of the revival of OWS.

I went to one of their gathering last semester and got into a shouting match with a hall full of people. I am not afraid of going at this alone, I just need some creative ideas to troll their next gathering.

Thanks.

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mb666You could watch this video to make logical points:

Of course you can't debate with closed-minded people who already have their stubborn opinions engraved.

I love his sign. I am the 1%!

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."
 
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mb666You could watch this video to make logical points:

Of course you can't debate with closed-minded people who already have their stubborn opinions engraved.

Actually just started watching it further, and am open to debate on this, but Schiff seems to contort some of his facts by leaving some key components out.

-After WWII, tax rates were much higher than they were today despite higher living standards. -I was also under the impression that these standards were created due to the demolition of Japan and -Germany, two of America's largest competitors and economies. -Also, while socialism and big gov't may not work in America, you cannot deny that it is successful for some countries, current examples being Sweden, Denmark, Germany, and Norway.

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."
 
JDawgwhip out your cock, get a boner, and swirl it around while screaming "I'M TOO BIG TO FAIL"

HA

Sometimes lies are more dependable than the truth.
 

Drive by in a Rolls Royce with a Romney bumper sticker and yell, "fuck you hippy-faggot-proletariats" out the window. It will surely create a stir.

 

Tell them to make something of themselves, and that they are just sore because they can't deal with the fact that since they are a bunch of lazy liberals they will never be able to join the hated "1%"

"Well, you know, I was a human being before I became a businessman." -- George Soros
 

Try: Not being a douche bag, pretending to care, and pulling in some hipster girls that aren't too stuck up to have fun with. Once they're in, SURPRISE: You can afford to take her somewhere nicer than the co-opt to eat! Oh, there are other beers besides PBR? Wow, I didn't know you could pay more and not live in the projec--I mean art district.

Much more fun than the average sorority girl. But go ahead, blow cigar smoke in their face.

 

dress like a hipster and start a conversation. ask them why they're out there and tell them you're out there for the same reasons. once you build a strong rapport, start making outlandinsh or right-of-center claims and try to get them to agree with you... like be really xenophobic or antisemetic or bring up Reptillian conspiracy.

then tape it and post here.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 
BigTalkinWalkerDoes anyone else kinda wanna let these idiots have their demands and watch the global economy tear itself apart?

Sometimes, but really I just don't know anymore. Who is John Galt?

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

OP - The way you troll them is to go to their supply area and use more than your share, eat all their food, etc.

If they get mad at you, you win. Pretty straightforward actually.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

The only thing lamer then being a member of OWS is go to their meetings and fail at trolling, then think it is cool and go to an internet message board(a wall street one in fact) and ask for ideas....

Get. A. Life.

 

A lot of the people protesting alongside OWS are morons and don't really know what they're talking about, but its hard to dismiss the whole movement. There are some very valid points that people are bringing up that need to be addressed. I say you leave them alone and let them vent. Its pretty much all they have.

-MBP
 

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"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

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