my neighbor has a shitbull that has made eyes at me when i go on runs. i stare it down and tell it to take its best shot. fighting a pitbull to death is probably the most alpha thing imaginable for someone living in my suburban environment.
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So you mean your death...
If you want alpha, get a pack of Dobermanns, and feed them a steady diet of blood and cocaine for a week. Then lock yourself in a room with them and have at it (no weapons allowed). After emerging victorious, with your foes' pelts fashioned into a glorious war-cloak, that pitbull won't even be able to look at you without shitting itself from feelings of utter fear and inferior testicle size. Try it out and let us know how it worked!
I think what we all want to know is, what is the ideal ratio of cocaine to blood here?
Sorry, I wasn't too specific on this. Ideally what you want is a 1:3 mixture of cocaine to fresh blood (preferably human). Go for about one average bowlful of the stuff for an adult dobermann. A nifty tip if you had a really stressful week at work or if you're just that much of a badass is to get yourself some smokeless gunpowder and mix that into your cocaine at a ratio of about 1:5 gunpowder to cocaine. This will give your dobies that extra element of pizazz and it does wonders for a nice shiny coat which will look great as a war-cloak. Hope this clears things up!
meeting you on the corner of wall and main at high noon and kicking your ass would be equally impressive, though not many could manage that feat imo,
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For some reason, I thought this was about fighting that creepy bald Cuban guy that was in Kesha's timber video.
Can I make a video of my brother and I having this dialog in heavy Russian accents and put it on YouTube?
yes
thought you meant Pit Bull the artist - would have rooted for anyone that could take this doucherhino out
tinder is not looking good right now. i'm psyched about this script you guys are working on for me.
I'm getting psyched for this video
OK homies, nobody wants to come film for me and the audio on my laptop is not picking up at all. I'm gonna have to selfie this whole bitch on my phone and splice it together. So do NOT get your hopes up. I am doing this because I am a man of my word. Stand by.
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