Most Prestigious White Collar Crime
I have been seeing a lot of posts lately about "what is your end goal" and "when do you know that you've finally made it." For me, my goals have always been bald by 25, divorced by 35, severe cirrhosis in my 40s and then life in prison by 50.
Bernie Madoff has been one my biggest inspirations for a long time. I look up to him like a young boy might have looked up to Captain America during WWII. I have been contemplating different ways I can carry on the legacy of my hero and follow in his sacred footsteps.
As I am still in my early 20s, I figured if I start scheming now, I could be on pace for pulling off one of the biggest white collar schemes in history. The problem is that there are just so many options. To be honest the sarbanes-oxley act is a bit of a joke. A ponzi scheme would be the obvious route to go but it's pretty mainstream. Insideris a little boring and money laundering only sounds fun if you're pulling off a Gus Fring type of operation. Embezzlement could be fun and sneaky but only worth it if I can pull it off in mass quantities for the long-term. Would be cool to bring down a lot of other people with me, too.
I want my 50th birthday to be a celebration of the most badass white collar scheme in history. So what's the most prestigious way to go out? I want to be remembered for the rest of history with multiple award-winning films made about my disgraceful life.