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This sounds like a shitshow. I crossed paths with Belfort and the Stratton Oakmont crew in '94, and I'm here to tell you there was nothing there that was film-worthy (or hasn't already been done in Boiler Room). Stockbrokers were godlike and did mountains of blow 20 years ago. How do you make that a 2-hour movie?

 

Read the script a while back... The characters are fuckin cartoons, needs a major rewrite.

Dude is a coke fiend, wife is a dumb money grubbing whore. Then again what else do u need for a movie...

 
Edmundo BravermanFuck it. They should make a movie about me.

If they do, your 3 wives would blossom into 12, and you would be promoted to Staff Sgt. in the Marines, all while helping Nick Cage/Ron Paul protect the Constitution.

Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over to your property and break your windows.
 
swagongonna be straight garbage unless they castin my boy Shia not Leo, you see him in Money Sleep at Night 2? Dude straight killa. He also a baller trader 4 real IRL.

I have been thoroughly enjoying your stuff lately swag... Keep it up and show those haterz mayne... they don't know shit 4 real.

In all seriousness I think there are some haterz hating on Zuckerberg hard, and word on the street is that you know how to handle the haterz.

 

you see him in transformers?

they should get that writer too rewrite also. they should get the whole crew actually. everyone to work on this.

 

Shia's early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Disturbia came out in '07, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole transformers trilogy has a clear, crisp look, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives his acting a big boost. He's been compared to brando, but I think shia has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of method acting.

 
febreezeShia's early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Disturbia came out in '07, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole transformers trilogy has a clear, crisp look, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives his acting a big boost. He's been compared to brando, but I think shia has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of method acting.

Bravo sir, bravo... and might I add that while blastoise is often lauded as a troll in a league all his own, you have stayed true to your roots, not pulling any unnecessary punches in your efforts to satirize for the masses. An SB for you.

 
rufiolove
febreezeShia's early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Disturbia came out in '07, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole transformers trilogy has a clear, crisp look, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives his acting a big boost. He's been compared to brando, but I think shia has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of method acting.

Bravo sir, bravo... and might I add that while blastoise is often lauded as a troll in a league all his own, you have stayed true to your roots, not pulling any unnecessary punches in your efforts to satirize for the masses. An SB for you.

do you want the template, so you can do it too?

 
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rufiolove
febreezeShia's early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Disturbia came out in '07, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole transformers trilogy has a clear, crisp look, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives his acting a big boost. He's been compared to brando, but I think shia has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of method acting.

Bravo sir, bravo... and might I add that while blastoise is often lauded as a troll in a league all his own, you have stayed true to your roots, not pulling any unnecessary punches in your efforts to satirize for the masses. An SB for you.

do you want the template, so you can do it too?

boy do i ever?

 
FriedsCan Michael Bay direct it?
The only think that exploded was this guy's career. Other than that Michael Bay would render useless.
 

Connor, you were missing the referential point here. I was referring to a movie based on Eddie. Yeah, there is no way in hell Michael Bay could direct a movie like The Wolf of Wall Street.

 
FriedsConnor, you were missing the referential point here. I was referring to a movie based on Eddie. Yeah, there is no way in hell Michael Bay could direct a movie like The Wolf of Wall Street.
You can see where I was mistaken.
 

Michael Bay's Wolf of Wall Street would have arctic wolves transforming into Shia LaBouf, and Cuba Gooding Jr making a cameo as Shia's father, after which they both explode out of frustration that they cannot ride a motorcycle with a hedge-fund manager.

The sequel would be WS: Wolves Never Sleep.

Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit because he doesn't come over to your property and break your windows.
 

sent.

but if you're gonna share let me know, cuz my name is on it.

also, change the font color and stuff... don't make it obvious

 
febreezesent.

but if you're gonna share let me know, cuz my name is on it.

also, change the font color and stuff... don't make it obvious

This is awesome, thanks dude... I'm also going to swap out teh comments because they always check for that. Also, I opened up a blank excel and copied the contents and pasted special formulas, formats, and comments before I changed the font color and comment authors, so that the original creator of the file is me. Pretty clever huh...

 
febreezeok, but now i wont get any credit

You still have your original file that was created by you so you will get credit for that. Plus you got the "Free Subway for Life" card that I gave you so you can get free footlong subs whenever you want them. That's almost as good as money... "Free dollar, free dollar, free dollar foot loooongggg!"

 

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