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Gonna be sick.
Yup. Belfort ran the brokerage firm Stratton Oakmont investments, a notorious boiler room. He was a stockbroker despite having a few major IPOs under his belt.
This sounds like a shitshow. I crossed paths with Belfort and the Stratton Oakmont crew in '94, and I'm here to tell you there was nothing there that was film-worthy (or hasn't already been done in Boiler Room). Stockbrokers were godlike and did mountains of blow 20 years ago. How do you make that a 2-hour movie?
I dont expect much from this movie but there is still a 0% chance it is worse than Wall Street 2
seems like Boiler Room 2
Read the script a while back... The characters are fuckin cartoons, needs a major rewrite.
Dude is a coke fiend, wife is a dumb money grubbing whore. Then again what else do u need for a movie...
Fuck it. They should make a movie about me.
If they do, your 3 wives would blossom into 12, and you would be promoted to Staff Sgt. in the Marines, all while helping Nick Cage/Ron Paul protect the Constitution.
lmao, I'd pay to see that movie.
gonna be straight garbage unless they castin my boy Shia not Leo, you see him in Money Sleep at Night 2? Dude straight killa. He also a baller trader 4 real IRL.
I have been thoroughly enjoying your stuff lately swag... Keep it up and show those haterz mayne... they don't know shit 4 real.
In all seriousness I think there are some haterz hating on Zuckerberg hard, and word on the street is that you know how to handle the haterz.
you see him in transformers?
they should get that writer too rewrite also. they should get the whole crew actually. everyone to work on this.
Shia's early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Disturbia came out in '07, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole transformers trilogy has a clear, crisp look, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives his acting a big boost. He's been compared to brando, but I think shia has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of method acting.
Bravo sir, bravo... and might I add that while blastoise is often lauded as a troll in a league all his own, you have stayed true to your roots, not pulling any unnecessary punches in your efforts to satirize for the masses. An SB for you.
do you want the template, so you can do it too?
boy do i ever?
Can Michael Bay direct it?
Connor, you were missing the referential point here. I was referring to a movie based on Eddie. Yeah, there is no way in hell Michael Bay could direct a movie like The Wolf of Wall Street.
Michael Bay's Wolf of Wall Street would have arctic wolves transforming into Shia LaBouf, and Cuba Gooding Jr making a cameo as Shia's father, after which they both explode out of frustration that they cannot ride a motorcycle with a hedge-fund manager.
The sequel would be WS: Wolves Never Sleep.
sent.
but if you're gonna share let me know, cuz my name is on it.
also, change the font color and stuff... don't make it obvious
This is awesome, thanks dude... I'm also going to swap out teh comments because they always check for that. Also, I opened up a blank excel and copied the contents and pasted special formulas, formats, and comments before I changed the font color and comment authors, so that the original creator of the file is me. Pretty clever huh...
ok, but now i wont get any credit
You still have your original file that was created by you so you will get credit for that. Plus you got the "Free Subway for Life" card that I gave you so you can get free footlong subs whenever you want them. That's almost as good as money... "Free dollar, free dollar, free dollar foot loooongggg!"
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