to the retard who's "friend" got into Booth with one year of WE

pwned, muthafucka... like the rest of this board. like your lie, too bad you're too dumb to execute properly. lmao. or maybe i'm just
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GTFO... thanks!

any other dumb-shit wanna match wits? what about some idiot also-ran who's been 2nd-tier his entire life. I'm talking about retards who took the Cornell-->JPM-->No name PE career track. How does it feel to know that you'll never have an awe-inspiring brand name on your resume . in. your. life??? You are and always will be second tier. You couldn't make a top-Ivy so you went doormat Cornell. You couldn't make GS so you went JPM. You couldn't make KKR so you went Audax. HHAHAHhaHAHAHHAA what a. fucking. joke. How does it feel that my non-target school has historically almost half the acceptance rate of your "anybody welcome" doormat Ivy???? hahahhahahaha lmao....!!!!

 

Its guys like this that make me question whether or not I want to go into banking. Seriously do you have no friends? You win a pissing contest on an online forum and this is the highlight of you week? Its Sunday afternoon, go outside, hang out a little bit. Yes you are hilarious, congrats man, u sir are cool.

 
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the poor mofo is jsut depressed coz he's got no friends,

TheFullMonte:
Its guys like this that make me question whether or not I want to go into banking. Seriously do you have no friends? You win a pissing contest on an online forum and this is the highlight of you week? Its Sunday afternoon, go outside, hang out a little bit. Yes you are hilarious, congrats man, u sir are cool.
and hates his job. probably slept with the old and ugly boss to get where he is (or is he anywhere at all? - another possible source of discontent) anybody else wanna join me in psychoanalyzing this guy? with a bit of effort maybe we can prove he's a manic-depressive transvestite (no offense to all ye honest transvestites) who mutilates barbies because of previous childhood abuse. but seriously, this was kinda amusing. but i don't understand what's so hard about getting into target (and a lower tier target at that, no?) if you leverage your experience properly.

random hackneyed words of wisdom

"... then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
 
b2:
pwned, muthafucka... like the rest of this board.

Calling everyone out? By reading your prior posts, all you do is instigate by talking shit. Anonymity gives you some big balls, hopefully shit catches up to you in the long run. And to push your buttons a little more, my friend DID get in Booth MBA with only 1 year experience.

P.S.-- Pwned? Go play some Warcraft you fucking nerd.

 

what happened b2 did you destroy some brain cells blowing your boyfriend this morning?

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 

I'll say it again, b2 is a clown show. Good for a few cheap laughs, but in the end, you'd love to see this guy trip forward and break his nose.

Anyone think b2 = Dan Bush (for those who remember)?

 

he is just perpetuating an image that he thinks is Wall Street, stuff he heard from some old farty PWM his father knew who told him the way it was... maybe he just read to many LSO articles or Monkey Business to many times... who knows? maybe he is just bl*wing the MD who tells him what he wants to hear... lol

His knowledge spans as far his ability to p*ss on his cap-toe shoes, maybe even closer...

 

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