pwned, muthafucka... like the rest of this board. like your lie, too bad you're too dumb to execute properly. lmao. or maybe i'm just 2 fucking smart.
u 2 fucking E Z
GTFO... thanks!
any other dumb-shit wanna match wits? what about some idiot also-ran who's been 2nd-tier his entire life. I'm talking about retards who took the Cornell-->JPM-->No name PE career track. How does it feel to know that you'll never have an awe-inspiring brand name on your resume . in. your. life??? You are and always will be second tier. You couldn't make a top-Ivy so you went doormat Cornell. You couldn't make GS so you went JPM. You couldn't make KKR so you went Audax. HHAHAHhaHAHAHHAA what a. fucking. joke. How does it feel that my non-target school has historically almost half the acceptance rate of your "anybody welcome" doormat Ivy???? hahahhahahaha lmao....!!!!
Its guys like this that make me question whether or not I want to go into banking. Seriously do you have no friends? You win a pissing contest on an online forum and this is the highlight of you week? Its Sunday afternoon, go outside, hang out a little bit. Yes you are hilarious, congrats man, u sir are cool.
the poor mofo is jsut depressed coz he's got no friends,
and hates his job. probably slept with the old and ugly boss to get where he is (or is he anywhere at all? - another possible source of discontent) anybody else wanna join me in psychoanalyzing this guy? with a bit of effort maybe we can prove he's a manic-depressive transvestite (no offense to all ye honest transvestites) who mutilates barbies because of previous childhood abuse. but seriously, this was kinda amusing. but i don't understand what's so hard about getting into target (and a lower tier target at that, no?) if you leverage your experience properly.random hackneyed words of wisdom
who cares man by you posting its only adding to his fuel. Silence is deafening let this thread die.
Yeah, I'm sure the guy who posted this went to Harvard --> GS --> KKR. LOL, get a fucking life.
Calling everyone out? By reading your prior posts, all you do is instigate by talking shit. Anonymity gives you some big balls, hopefully shit catches up to you in the long run. And to push your buttons a little more, my friend DID get in Booth MBA with only 1 year experience.
P.S.-- Pwned? Go play some Warcraft you fucking nerd.
I didn't bother reading any of this thread after seeing the OP does not know the possessive form of who
Also, why the fuck was this posted in "Forum of Fame?"
This coming from the genius who made this epic call: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/merrill-soon-to-be-the-next-top-b…
Notice the date of posting: September 10, 2008. I think we all remember what happened on September 14.
What happened, did Merrill become the next top bank on the street?
what happened b2 did you destroy some brain cells blowing your boyfriend this morning?
"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
is this post a joke? and don't you mean "whose friend"?
i guess im the only fool who finds this funny
I'm making it up as I go along.
You trash Cornell's league pedigree, yet you subtly mention how your school has "historically almost half the acceptance rate." Talk about feeling inadequate.
b2 is either LSO, a fantastic LSO-a-like, or small in the pants. Either way, I support it in all of it's hilarity.
you're just jealous that he has a friend and you, sir, obviously do not.
I'll say it again, b2 is a clown show. Good for a few cheap laughs, but in the end, you'd love to see this guy trip forward and break his nose.
Anyone think b2 = Dan Bush (for those who remember)?
I don't think b2 = Dan Bush, but thanks for the reminder. Dan Bush was great.
He's got to be on here under a different username. I wonder who he is.
he is just perpetuating an image that he thinks is Wall Street, stuff he heard from some old farty PWM his father knew who told him the way it was... maybe he just read to many LSO articles or Monkey Business to many times... who knows? maybe he is just bl*wing the MD who tells him what he wants to hear... lol
His knowledge spans as far his ability to p*ss on his cap-toe shoes, maybe even closer...
Serious question: Are there a lot of people like this guy in banking? Are more than 10% of the people this awful? I imagine that there are some bitter, friendless nerds with great ug stats who become analysts.
From my limited experience, no not at all. I have yet to meet anyone who actually expresses that sort of personality in front of others.
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