Wall Street Confessions

Got the idea from Wall Street Stereotypes.

Anything you want to get off your chest....or excel spreadsheet?

Check out my previous posts:

How I Almost Got Scammed (Part 1)
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/blog/how-i-almost-got-scammed-part-1

A Lesson In Bubble History (Part 1) - The Mississippi Bubble
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/blog/a-lesson-in-bubble-history-part-1-the-mississippi-bubble

 
jpmoranmonkeysachs:
SSits:

Forgive me Father for I have sinned - I use the office prayer room for power naps.

Lol, I think a lot more people will confess to this.

Do you guys really have prayer rooms? ...maybe we have a prayer room I don't know about...
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Best Response

I troll the IT guys when I get bored... My last ticket was regarding which software I can run to fix a screen I'd angrily inserted a keyboard into.

I sometimes play chicken (think Fast & Furious 1) in the narrower halls with clients with the straightest of faces.

I'm the guy who's leaving origami on the urinals.

I sometimes wear poly blend shirts.

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GoldenCinderblock:

I troll the IT guys when I get bored...
My last ticket was regarding which software I can run to fix a screen I'd angrily inserted a keyboard into.

I sometimes play chicken (think Fast & Furious 1) in the narrower halls with clients with the straightest of faces.

I'm the guy who's leaving origami on the urinals.

I sometimes wear poly blend shirts.

Jesus will forgive you, not so sure about the MD though

 
GoldenCinderblock:

I troll the IT guys when I get bored...
My last ticket was regarding which software I can run to fix a screen I'd angrily inserted a keyboard into.

I sometimes play chicken (think Fast & Furious 1) in the narrower halls with clients with the straightest of faces.

I'm the guy who's leaving origami on the urinals.

I sometimes wear poly blend shirts.

Poly blend shirts? What are you, some type of animal? Holy hell.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 

I'm usually asleep from 830-9, then half awake until about 10. Then drink a mt. dew which gets me through the rest of the day. I only work until 4pm so it's not too bad for me.

When I'm in class from 6-8, or 6-10, then I'm dozing off quite often there too!

make it hard to spot the general by working like a soldier
 
Xanatos:

Yet another WSO post that some journalist will use to expose "the mischievous Wall Street culture"...

And get laughed at for citing WSO as a source.
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GoldenCinderblock:
Xanatos:

Yet another WSO post that some journalist will use to expose "the mischievous Wall Street culture"...

And get laughed at for citing WSO as a source.

+1

I joined the gym down the block from me because it has a lounge I can sleep in.

Get busy living
 
DickFuld:
Xanatos:

Yet another WSO post that some journalist will use to expose "the mischievous Wall Street culture"...

You're probably right.

As a side note, I'd also just like to add that I have nothing to confess.

Don't worry I'm not a journalist.....and also, Dick Fuld with nothing to confess? Doubt it!
 
dcrowoar:

My internship and that of my pals may or may not have consisted of YouTube and Reddit binges... for weeks at a time.

FT offer?
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Scruff_McGruff:

Brought an extra pair of different colored pants when napping in the stall so i could change out after 20 minutes and get another 20 in without anyone knowing it was the same person.

next level shit
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GoldenCinderblock:
Scruff_McGruff:

Brought an extra pair of different colored pants when napping in the stall so i could change out after 20 minutes and get another 20 in without anyone knowing it was the same person.

next level shit

Agreed, all that for a 40 minute power nap....
 
GoldenCinderblock:
Scruff_McGruff:

Brought an extra pair of different colored pants when napping in the stall so i could change out after 20 minutes and get another 20 in without anyone knowing it was the same person.

next level shit

Wow. Ingenuity being implemented the right way.
Maximum effort.
 

Check your intranet. If you've got one, it's likely located on the same floor as HR.

I feel Wall Street is about to get more religious.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 
Hugh Myron:

- hungover, bathroom stall power naps
- spend a disproportionate amount of time browsing wso and various other NSFW forums/sites

Nothing too bad.

How disproportionate are we talking? I spend like 30% of my day doing work. I feel mildly bad about it, but they love me, so fuck it right?
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GoldenCinderblock:
Hugh Myron:

- hungover, bathroom stall power naps
- spend a disproportionate amount of time browsing wso and various other NSFW forums/sites

Nothing too bad.

How disproportionate are we talking? I spend like 30% of my day doing work. I feel mildly bad about it, but they love me, so fuck it right?

I just started a new project. I am in consulting and now I spend like 70 % of my day working. My old project I spent like 20 % workign and the other browsing the interweb. I miss it.

Are you in F.O IB?

 

I used the copiers/binding machines/covers at my internship to print and bind interview guides and other 50+ page stuff for myself. Not that big of a deal but back then I was terrified of getting caught.

Oh and on Friday afternoons when I'd have phone calls to make I'd go to the my VP's office (who was gone) and use his nice headset and kick back in his chair.

Maximum effort.
 
kraziazi:

I used the copiers/binding machines/covers at my internship to print and bind interview guides and other 50+ page stuff for myself. Not that big of a deal but back then I was terrified of getting caught.

I thought everyone does this?

I printed all the BIWS/WSO guides on glossy paper. No regrets.

 
GoldenCinderblock:

I recently started responding to meeting invites in Outlook with "Propose new time" one minute later.

Oh man. This is the best. I can imagine the look on someones face when they receive that.

 

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