Banging a nugget in a potato sack.

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 
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Little Engine Would:

consensual sex in the missionary position

The Bridge is at least 10 times better. Most people don't know about it.

I think that might be because most people aren't professional adult entertainers.

Also because most people are ignorant when it comes to adult entertainment. On the other hand, I am the Bateman which makes me a lay sexologist. BTW my fetish is screaming girls.

 
SirTradesaLot:

My Mom thinks 40 year olds are 'kids', I hope this is the same idea.

Otherwise, is there a NAMGLA as well or only a NAMBLA?

I meant it in the sense that I have a fetish for consensual sexual intercourse with women over the age of 20, but below the age of 50.

My drinkin' problem left today, she packed up all her bags and walked away.
 
Kenny Powers:
SirTradesaLot:

My Mom thinks 40 year olds are 'kids', I hope this is the same idea.

Otherwise, is there a NAMGLA as well or only a NAMBLA?

I meant it in the sense that I have a fetish for consensual sexual intercourse with women over the age of 20, but below the age of 50.

Why not 18 & 19?

 

looking @ my posts damn my avatar is rpetty and i ccaen speell so good

"so i herd u liek mudkipz" - sum kid "I'd watergun the **** outta that." - Kassad
 
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I have a fetish for keeping an orderly routine every morning. Typically, I like to wake up on the 11th floor of my building, which is the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street. Very nice hangout for 27 year olds.

I truly believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do ~1000 now.

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

"so i herd u liek mudkipz" - sum kid "I'd watergun the **** outta that." - Kassad
 
mudkipz:

I have a fetish for keeping an orderly routine every morning. Typically, I like to wake up on the 11th floor of my building, which is the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street. Very nice hangout for 27 year olds.

I truly believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do ~1000 now.

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Easily the best answer here by far.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 
Bateman Begins:
Kenny Powers:
SirTradesaLot:

My Mom thinks 40 year olds are 'kids', I hope this is the same idea.

Otherwise, is there a NAMGLA as well or only a NAMBLA?

I meant it in the sense that I have a fetish for consensual sexual intercourse with women over the age of 20, but below the age of 50.

Why not 18 & 19?

too close to illegal, set the bar at 20 and go from there.

My drinkin' problem left today, she packed up all her bags and walked away.
 
Kenny Powers:
Bateman Begins:
Kenny Powers:
SirTradesaLot:

My Mom thinks 40 year olds are 'kids', I hope this is the same idea.

Otherwise, is there a NAMGLA as well or only a NAMBLA?

I meant it in the sense that I have a fetish for consensual sexual intercourse with women over the age of 20, but below the age of 50.

Why not 18 & 19?

too close to illegal, set the bar at 20 and go from there.

Why, its not illegal? Besides, when you watch adult movies do you verify that the actresses are at least 20?

 

Both of you are over-thinking it all, I think lol.

However, he might be 26 years old; remember the minimum age formula you learned way back in the day?

(Age (26)/2)+7 = 20

Not sure what he does about porn though...

in it 2 win it
 
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Kenny Powers:
Bateman Begins:
Kenny Powers:
SirTradesaLot:

My Mom thinks 40 year olds are 'kids', I hope this is the same idea.

Otherwise, is there a NAMGLA as well or only a NAMBLA?

I meant it in the sense that I have a fetish for consensual sexual intercourse with women over the age of 20, but below the age of 50.

Why not 18 & 19?

too close to illegal, set the bar at 20 and go from there.

Why, its not illegal? Besides, when you watch adult movies do you verify that the actresses are at least 20?

Because when she says 'oh, ya i'm 20 i'm a sophomore at FIT' then I can be sure she's at least 18 and just graduated high school. If she says, 'oh ya i'm 18' then she's 16 from New Jersey

My drinkin' problem left today, she packed up all her bags and walked away.
 
Kenny Powers:
Bateman Begins:
Kenny Powers:
Bateman Begins:
Kenny Powers:
SirTradesaLot:

My Mom thinks 40 year olds are 'kids', I hope this is the same idea.

Otherwise, is there a NAMGLA as well or only a NAMBLA?

I meant it in the sense that I have a fetish for consensual sexual intercourse with women over the age of 20, but below the age of 50.

Why not 18 & 19?

too close to illegal, set the bar at 20 and go from there.

Why, its not illegal? Besides, when you watch adult movies do you verify that the actresses are at least 20?

Because when she says 'oh, ya i'm 20 i'm a sophomore at FIT' then I can be sure she's at least 18 and just graduated high school. If she says, 'oh ya i'm 18' then she's 16 from New Jersey

Ask to see her birth certificate.

 

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