IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.
So why is it, again, that we work?
IN Prison: cant have sex with WOMEN AT Work: depending on job, get paid to have sex with women.
Accurate for minimum security prisons.
Don't even get me started on the prisons in Norway. They are better than my apartment.
People in prisons where I live have central heating and get to play xbox etc.
in prison: thinking about exit opportunities.. out of the shower at work: thinking about better exit opportunities
So go to prison and let someone else have your job that wont bitch about it.
AT WORK: You play "What what in the butt" on youtube. IN PRISON: You play "What what, in the butt" for real.
Lol, while a clever post on the surface, when you get down to it it's not really that witty. Work involves sacrificing your time and energy in exchange for money, which can be used to purchase goods and services. I think there's actually a field that deals with that subject.
Someone needs to go full Prison Mike on OP.
Did I just open a chain e-mail from my creepy uncle?
is the OP steven cohen trying to justify his potential move behind the bars! must say...he does make a compelling case...and while you are it...in prison...you get to play "prison break" with the upside of enjoying life outside....in work you play "work break" only to end up in another 6 by 8 cubicle..
Yes,but see you have choices and free will on the outside but on the inside(prison) you are limited.
Now.. go get one of those cushy lifer jobs (you know, typical cubicle monkey in a big dead-end company... JCPenney for example- let's say marketing or equally BS job), maybe do 3 hours of actual work a day, pretend to pay attention during a meeting, BS with coworkers and say you're "brainstorming" for "synergy", screw around on tumblr, refuse to bother with anything after 4 PM, leave at 5. You don't like to actually do work? There's plenty of jobs for you, the government has several million and that's just one employer.
At work: 40 hours a week. In jail: 168 hours a week.
It's like when Adrian Peterson called the NFL modern day slavery. Prison/slavery is people more powerful than you deciding to take away your freedom. Work is you deciding to sell your freedom temporarily every day in exchange for money. No, these things are not alike. I'm pretty sure prisoners don't get to decide if they're going to have Chipotle or pizza for lunch.
I like my job. Sorry that you think yours is worse than prison. Guess it's a time for a career change.
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