Would you rather have asscheeks on your white-tee or white-tee on your asscheeks?

Assuming of course that in the case you chose the asscheeks on your white-tee, they will be super mediocre asscheeks. Think an Irish girl with a semi-plump butt. Decent amount of fanny but pail with a freckle on the right cheek. Unclear how she smells, it's a crowded club, but nothing outrageous. No pretty, designer perfume either though. Now if you so choose the white-tee on your 'cheeks it will be an absolutely PRIMO white-tee. High threadcount, no polyester and FRESH out of the dryer. You get to softly rub the soft warmth of it allllll over your asscheeks.

What say you?

Note: This post is Off-Topic and belongs in Off-Topic but I cannot post there because the liberals want to take our freedom of speech a way, thus I must post in IB forum and let the mods move it, sorry gents /:

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