WSO Caption Contest - July 8th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt
You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday, winner will be announced on Monday
Banksy rumored to do one month residency in New Haven.
"At least it is better than the old name, Back Office University..."
marketing thought "non target" would attract more students then "community college"
"Is my university a target?"
You're climbing the ladder to success...and your kid is going to a nontarget.
"It's pronounced 'tar-jay'..."
"Challenge Accepted"
"Harvard can suck it."
"Non-targets, where you can become the next Picasso."
Brady4MVP surreptitiously unleashes his rage upon Yale's hallowed halls
"Impossible is Nothing"
It's okay, Daddy's paying for it!
OFFICIAL CAMPUS EMAIL
"After much debate, the administration has decided to relabel the institution a 'non-target'. The status of our elite institution came into question when several students began trolling online finance forums. When students learned that other institutions were being visited by 5 BB's instead of our generous 4, they became enraged and wanted pity from online strangers. They then blamed the administration for not informing them beforehand that their institution was not elite enough to attract the attention of every major Wall St. firm. We sincerely apologize to these students whose hopes and dreams of being handed a job on Wall St. were crushed by pre-pubescent 12 year olds."
South Harmon Institute of Technology... SHIT
"people will party harder if they think we're at a non target" - tipsy ivy nerd three beers deep on a late friday night, 9:23pm.
How not to do a facelift.
This Booth vs Wharton debate is getting out of hand
Terrified of his prospects, Bob tries everything he can think of to keep recruiters away the day of the job fair.
Feels good to not graduate with debt up-to my eyeballs.
"Holla back! ................office.....
Ross kids getting an early start on vandalizing the Mendoza buildings ahead of the September 6th showdown.
"You might need a few drinks..."
... a rising junior from Cornell gets a summer 'analyst' position ... painting houses.
What shall be the resume line item for this 'project' ?
...will it be: "analyzed 50 shades of red to come up with buyers list for optimum paint" ?
...or perhaps: "climbed four steps to market university services" ?
either way, Obama would be proud our kids are working.
Binders full of winners Mr. President.
Art majors...
I thought the Big 4 recruited here?
At least my student loans will be forgiven in 20 years.....
Finance students outraged after realizing that they had accidentally applied to the wrong college.
Brown University's new admissions office
Why stand out when you can narrow down the applicant pool yourself?
They said it would be tough to find employment after graduation, but lucky for me my alma mater was hiring!
"Sorry guys, the Rankings just got out, and you're shit out of luck."
i go to that school actually. what r my chances of getting SA with GS TMT next summer?!?!?
"You could still be the mailman if you don't make it"
4 years of torture awaiting, please stand in line to get fucked over!
Everything changed after Professor Prestige lost tenure.
Former Brazilian soccer star finds less stress in his new job as a painter
"My school just dropped two rankings on USNews..."
ie WalMart University...
How many things can you find wrong with this picture?
Dad?
Time to try our new marketing strategy...
mbavsmfin 1 vs wharton 0
lmao
"What do you mean? I went to USC."
That's how I explained no offer that summer.
Ha ha... suckers.
Standard and Poor's Stomping Grounds, Puerto Rico Campus.
"but i have a 3.8...."
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