WSO Caption Contest - May 7th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!

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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Friday the 9th, winner will be announced this weekend

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Business Insider Style Trends... or was it WSJ? Oh, it was Forbes?

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 

Ridiculous tech corporate culture: "These socks are made from special humanely raised Alpacas, the proceeds go to help bringing organic food to endangered animals around the world."

Please don't quote Patrick Bateman.
 

Does anyone else find the thickness of these guys ankles to be rather disturbing?

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Blue Shirt Man: "My wife says these bad boys bring out my wild side." White Shirt Man: "My husband says these guys make me look slimmer." Yellow Shirt Man: "I fucking hate working at Bank of America…"

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honestly, these pictures are sometimes stupid/unimaginative...

observations: -strange brown line splits the picture, supposed to be a table? -their legs look like they are forming some logo, nAr, or something, you see it? -picture is bent couple of degrees, clockwise -one guy has two different socks -they have some crazy ass hips and solid flexibility -one guy is playing with his d*ck -etc.

i am not entertained... good luck to anyone posting something funny

 

Given the nature of last month's owners meeting, it was clear Donald Sterling chose his battles carefully.

Teach a man to make a fire, he'll be warm for the night. But set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 

holy crap.. that University of Pheonix caption was incredible.. made me laugh out loud at the office!

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