You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Friday the 9th, winner will be announced this weekend
Business Insider Style Trends... or was it WSJ? Oh, it was Forbes?
guy in yellow shirt - "God this is stupid." guy in pink shirt - "shutup rookie, last week was underwear, consider yourself lucky."
Meanwhile on consultant ave.....
Look at that subtle off-red and white striped coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a SockscribeMe logo!
FT Hire Orientation : HR Follow up.
"Guys i asked you to invest in a basket of STOCKS"
Wall Street's version of diversity.
"...and the ad execs at Sterling Cooper haven't held a meeting in Bert Cooper's office since."
Analyst A: EARTH! Analyst B: FIRE! Analyst C: WIND? Analyst D: WATER? Analyst E: HEART? Analyst A: By your powers combined..I AM CAPTAIN - Analyst B: sigh
Ridiculous tech corporate culture: "These socks are made from special humanely raised Alpacas, the proceeds go to help bringing organic food to endangered animals around the world."
Does anyone else find the thickness of these guys ankles to be rather disturbing?
The annual meeting of online university graduates
Blue Shirt Man: "My wife says these bad boys bring out my wild side." White Shirt Man: "My husband says these guys make me look slimmer." Yellow Shirt Man: "I fucking hate working at Bank of America…"
You know what they say about men with big wobbly misshaped multicolored feet? They also have etc. etc.
Caption: A picture of two dudes getting ready to sissor
hence my caption........ guess I changed it too much for people to notice :(
"Wait, You went to University of Phoenix too!?!??!"
Emergency Board meeting to settle whether to oust Marissa Mayer:
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare - Toe War!
honestly, these pictures are sometimes stupid/unimaginative...
observations: -strange brown line splits the picture, supposed to be a table? -their legs look like they are forming some logo, nAr, or something, you see it? -picture is bent couple of degrees, clockwise -one guy has two different socks -they have some crazy ass hips and solid flexibility -one guy is playing with his d*ck -etc.
i am not entertained... good luck to anyone posting something funny
Yellow Shirt-We really need to find something else to do than play with "stocks"
Guy in yellow shirt: "WHY AM I GETTING A MASSIVE HARD-ON FROM THIS."
Scott looked down, dismayed. Why, on all days, did he pick today to wear pink socks with a yellow shirt.
in a sock swap, one party makes payments denominated in one sock type, while the payments from the other party are made in second…
"Hey twinkle toes, let me bestow upon you which little piggy went to the market"
Pshhh, your socks match? Get on my level, Bob.
Given the nature of last month's owners meeting, it was clear Donald Sterling chose his battles carefully.
holy crap.. that University of Pheonix caption was incredible.. made me laugh out loud at the office!
Maybe if we switch socks,and have one of each, we won't lose them the next time we do laundry?
Dick suddenly realized it was the third Monday of the month and he was wearing plaid... AGAIN
I got my Harvard MBA to deal with this kind of bullshit?
Pink Shirt Thinking: Damn, the convo started with who should be promoted to MD. Blue shirt: Best socks at the sach bitches!
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